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Hundreds of thousands of  visitors have stopped by to read the Best funny pickup lines  page, (the page view counter was added months later) and a hundred have added their own favorites funny pick up lines since the comments and page views plug in were enabled a couple of months ago.  In May we will begin voting on the best pick up lines ever.

If you have a great pickup line that you think should be included in the list for voting, add it in comments here or on the Best funny pickup lines  page.  The deadline for adding new pick up lines is the end of April (we’ve extended it a month because we’re still getting some new ones). Starting in May, we’ll start the voting, to find what visitors consider to be the very best, funniest, and most effective Pick Up Lines ever. 

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14 Responses to “Funny Pick Up Lines: Vote for Your favorite funny pickup lines.””

  1. Establoo Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 11:19 am

    You remind me of cheese i like cheese.

  2. jimmyskld Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    u look like my gran
    she bakes me cookies
    i like cookies
    so i like you

  3. Laura Says:
    August 22nd, 2008 at 11:11 pm

    If I could keep time in a bottle your beautiful face would be mine forever.

  4. yungin Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    gurl yo eyes shine like da moonlight on every star

  5. sumit kakkar Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    tension nai leni (don’t take tension)

  6. junaid Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 4:03 am

    kiss me than kill me

  7. dean Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    roses are red
    bud lights are blue
    when i get drunk
    i start to like you

  8. Paul Williams Says:
    January 29th, 2009 at 5:29 am

    If i could change the alphabet i would put U and I together

  9. yo momma Says:
    February 15th, 2009 at 8:35 am

    baby did you fart ’cause you blow me away

  10. Joe Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Just enough to break the ice, Hi my name is Joe.

  11. Ais Says:
    February 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Guy: Did it hurt?
    Girl: Um…What?
    Guy: When you fell from heaven?

  12. Guyovanni Says:
    April 16th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Do you believe in love at first sight
    No
    I’ll walk past agen

    I’m new in town can you show me directions to your house

    R u frm tenesee cus your the only 10 i can c;)

  13. olivetti Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    do you like robins? cuz your robbin’ my heart!

    your eyes are like two pristine swimming pools.
    -and i am very hot, can i go swimming?

    you must be achoholic, becuase you intoxicate me

  14. bitters Says:
    June 8th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    roses are red,
    violets are not,
    im really cool,
    and youre really hot!

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