Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.

Visitors have been submitting their own funny pickup lines on the main pickup line page   but we try to keep most of this site PG, and there are some we haven’t wanted to post on the funny pick up lines and chat up lines page.  So we made this page, for more crude, rude, blunt, adult, mature, sexual and inapropriate pick up lines.  We still may not post all of your pick up line comments, but this will have some of the ones that were a bit much for the main pick up line page.

So warning- some of these pick up lines may be offensive, rude, crude, or bluntly sexual. If you are easily offended or too young for this, please stop now.

164 thoughts on “Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.”

  1. Hey there, I didnt mean to stare at you from across the room. Its just that you look so familiar….have i done you before?

  2. Do you belive in energy conservation?
    *Yes or No (doesn’t matter)
    I see, Well think of it this way, how would you feel if someone turned you on and then left.
    *Bad
    Then don’t leave me.

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