Comments on: Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:18:04 +0000

if you know the song im going to rock and roll all night… by KISS this is how tha rythm goes

im gonna rock the bed all night and sleep every day

then say do you like that plan if so heres my number i free any time then blw a kiss

randy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:50:53 +0000

Go out with me or die

randy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:50:15 +0000

women are like tornados, they suck and blow and after all thats done ur house is gone, ur car is gone and ur money is gone.

kozerrrrr — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:14:23 +0000

women are like beer, their loads of fun, but only last a certain amount of time

zopah — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:27:00 +0000

nice legs when do they open?

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:32:03 +0000

Is that a keg in ur pants cuz i wanna tap that ass

Catlover — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 14:10:44 +0000

Wanna see my toolbox? We can go nuts and screw or you can handle my power drill …

If I’m Ali Baba, will you let me into your cave if I say ‘Open Sesame’?

If I’m Aladdin, will you let me rub your lamps?

If you’re Cleopatra, show me your pyramids and I’ll show you my obelisk …

If you’re Helen of Troy, wanna ride my Trojan horse?

derek-p-1@hotmail.co.uk — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 16:34:27 +0000

is your name jacob coz ur a wee cracker

Jaymz17 — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 23:59:14 +0000

Is that a Mirror in your pocket? cuz I see me in your pants.

datdesikidd — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 05:17:12 +0000

congratulations girl, you just won a free night to spend with me