Comments on: Crude Pick up lines: Some Rated R, rude, crude and blunt and sexual pickup lines and chat up lines.

By: MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:17:46 +0000

wow that was sexy,
wanna bang?

chris ryan fred — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:03:23 +0000

whats the diference between a ferrai and dead prostetute u wont find a ferrai in my garage

Jade and Kate — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 21:56:35 +0000

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection..? i dont have a porsche.

Royce — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 03:44:37 +0000

r u vacuum cleaner because i heard you suck blow and get layed in the closet

Duke Allen — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 05:36:19 +0000

Can i hit you from the back with my subway

GingerBear — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 23:37:08 +0000

Get in the van

Dannyboy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:11:08 +0000

Can I touch your belly-button…..from the inside?

Anonymous — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:18:04 +0000

if you know the song im going to rock and roll all night… by KISS this is how tha rythm goes

im gonna rock the bed all night and sleep every day

then say do you like that plan if so heres my number i free any time then blw a kiss

randy — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:50:53 +0000

Go out with me or die

randy — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:50:15 +0000

women are like tornados, they suck and blow and after all thats done ur house is gone, ur car is gone and ur money is gone.