Comments on: More really bad puns: Here are some more funny puns and not so funny puns

By: bill

bill — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 09:30:02 +0000

a person eating thai food droped it on his top then some 1 came up to him and telled him he has got a good tast of tie

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:15:20 +0000

halrious

By: charly

charly — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:53:15 +0000

thats not punny

By: Becca

Becca — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:23:24 +0000

A woman gets a job at a factory that assembles children toys. On her first day her boss takes her down to the end of the ‘Tickle Me Elmo’ assembly line, right before packaging. The supervisor tells her, “All you have to do is give the Elmo doll two test tickles. It’s not that hard, can you manage it?” The woman shacks her head and the boss leaves. Two hours later one of the packaging ladies walks into the boss’ office and says “Boss, you need to come down to the floor, the new girl is messing things up” The boss gets up and the two go down to the assembly line. There are ‘Tickle Me Elmo’ dolls falling of the converor belt, and its the new womans fault. THe boss walks over to the woman and sees that she has a peice of red thread, needle, and a box of marbles. He continued to watch in a confused state, the new woman took the doll, layed it down, took out two marbles and sewed the marbles between elmos legs. At this point the boss is hystarical, he goes up to his new employee and says, ” I told you to give Elmo two test tickles, not two testicles!!!!”

By: adeyB

adeyB — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:41:57 +0000

I’ve got the best joke ever!

Theres two cows standing in the field,
the one turns to the other and says: “aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease?”
To which the other replies: “what do you mean? I’m a helicopter.”

By: myscarfANDhatJOKE

myscarfANDhatJOKE — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:41:31 +0000

talk to the left cause you aint right

By: Avman

Avman — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:53:11 +0000

Here’s another one:

Q: Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg in a car crash?

Ans: He’s all right now!