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List of Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked: Top 10 Reasons to Work Naked Joke

Work can be so tedious. Day in and day out, the same reports, the same tiny cubicle. Icons in cornflower blue and TPS reports. Coming to work naked would definitely spice up the day, wouldn’t it? I wonder if you could get away with it on a Casual Friday. It would have to be on reaaaaaally casual Friday, wouldn’t it? You’d definitely blow that weird guy and his Hawaiian shirts out of the water. That shirt is hideous, isn’t it? On the upside, going to work naked means your shoes match no-matter what you’re not wearing….

1. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”

2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

3. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”

4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse.

5. You want to see if it’s like the dream.

6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

9. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.

10. No one steals your chair.

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16 Responses to “List of Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked: Top 10 Reasons to Work Naked Joke””

  1. Frank Woodley Says:
    May 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 am

    not bad

  2. LoZ Says:
    May 31st, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    XD

  3. Carls Says:
    June 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    HAHAHA LOL!

  4. Anonymous Says:
    July 25th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    I didn’t find it funny at all.

  5. James Says:
    July 25th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    I didn’t find it funny at all.

  6. ananamass Says:
    August 27th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    that was funny.

  7. blak Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

    not even funny

  8. Steph C Says:
    December 7th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    weird

  9. Brad Says:
    April 25th, 2010 at 12:06 am

    who needs a reason……;)

  10. A_M_A_Z_I_N_G Says:
    October 25th, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    I would do it:)

  11. lovebird Says:
    December 31st, 2010 at 3:30 am

    oh plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  12. LoLlies Says:
    January 21st, 2011 at 1:37 am

    BWAHAHAHA you don’t usually find funny things on the internet lol

  13. ilovelukeschenn Says:
    March 4th, 2011 at 5:40 pm

    i think the first was the funniest

  14. Ken Tao Says:
    March 12th, 2011 at 8:59 pm

    -Saves time while going in the bathroom.
    -Big incentive to cover all your blemishes with tattoos
    -Easy to tell the men from the girlies
    -Go all the way! Shave all your body hair
    -Your privates should stand out at office parties, and group photos.
    -Less sweat when the air conditioning goes down.
    -If you work as a lifeguard you may still be required to wear a swim cap.

  15. Ken Tao Says:
    March 13th, 2011 at 4:30 am

    So what’s the funniest?

  16. joey Says:
    March 22nd, 2011 at 9:10 am

    hilarious omg gives me entertainment in computers class THANKYOU

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