An Englishman walks in to a doctor’s surgery one day, and says that he is fed up of being English, and asks if there is anything they can do about it. The doctor replies “well, we have got this new treatment we are trialing, where we can remove 10% of your brain, and make you Irish, but it is in the trial period and there are risks”

the man looks at the doctor, thinks about it for a few minutes, and finally says “ok, I’ll go ahead, I just can’t handle being English any more”

They go ahead with the surgey and when the man wakes up the doctor says to him “sorry sir, we have made an error in the surgery, instead of removing 10% of your brain, we removed 90% and left only 10%, we are very sorry about this sir”

The man replies “No worries, mate”