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Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.

 

 

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Ahhh, the haiku. Few poetic styles evoke such stirrings of the soul. Someone sent me these lovely and heart-touching red neck and trailer park haikus. I’m happy to give proper credit to the talented poet or poets who so beautifully capture the heart of the trailer park. But for now, the creator/s must remain a mystery. And as these poems show, the haiku is a poem which evokes the Mystery of Life. Enjoy, and let your heart be touched! BEAUTYNaked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSEA painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door
OPTIONS

Unemployment’s out
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

BLAZE

Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce the darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs

EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil

ALONE

Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
You are my cousin

OFFERINGS

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

DRAMA

Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazard Marathon
At 9 o’clock

DEPRIVED

In Walmart toy aisle
Wailing boy want’s ‘rassling doll
Mama whups his ass

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
Needs new descrambler

IMPOUNDED

Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino

GATHERING

In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon pies and Red Man

PRIDE

Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed

 

 

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17 Responses to “Funny Redneck Jokes: Haikus: Heart-Touching Poetry from the Trailer Park.””

  1. Bob Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    Heres a funny haiku

    caw caw caw caw caw
    caw caw caw caw caw caw caw
    caw went the raven.

  2. Anonymous Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    your too funny

  3. rev marvin e purser Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    There was no caws for that.

  4. hecktheWat Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    what the heck

  5. shizune Says:
    May 8th, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    whahahaha very cool!

  6. hello Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 10:27 am

    What about this. It:s not really funny but it is really pointless.

    Haikus are easy
    but sometimes they dont really make sense
    Refrigerator

  7. amy Says:
    May 26th, 2008 at 5:15 am

    this is funny!

  8. Mandy.... Says:
    May 26th, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Holy wow these are freaking HILARIOUS
    Some of them are really weird but funny none the less LOL!!!! :P

  9. john paul jackson Says:
    August 18th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

    a redneck with post tramatic stress,
    fires his gun in the wilderness.

  10. Anonymous Says:
    October 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am

    these haikus are super wierd

  11. bob sagot Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm

    Sitting on the can
    As I squeeze a big one out
    I write this haiku

  12. bob sagot Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Acceleration
    Superconductivity
    Electricity

  13. e and l Says:
    March 27th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    the one about pooping is funny!

  14. billie Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    us tennessseans are real cowboys

    come on along yall

    come to a real state of Tennessee

  15. weirdo Says:
    September 28th, 2009 at 9:12 am

    gawd yall r funny

  16. ???? Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 3:33 am

    wow! what a nice haikus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. vanessa Says:
    December 2nd, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    man that is not funny otay

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