Comments on: Funny George Carlin Jokes, Quotations and One-Liners

By: Conner M. Leach

Conner M. Leach — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:07:43 +0000

George, I love you, man! I’ll see you in Heaven someday.

By: Walrus

Walrus — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 04:20:43 +0000

of course well miss him

By: John

John — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 02:39:05 +0000

Well, I’m a Christian, but I have a lot of respect for this man. I think we’ll all miss him.

By: kayla

kayla — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 21:31:00 +0000

i love george. (:

By: lowell trice

lowell trice — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:50:26 +0000

George was without a doubt was the funniest man on the planet and I will miss him dearly. Thanks for all the laughs George.

By: Bob

Bob — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 17:52:56 +0000

A “verbal scientist” – well put, Cathy! George is one of the best satirists of all-time, and his humor and offbeat sense of anti-PC word selection will be forever missed.

By: D-KID

D-KID — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 09:48:14 +0000

Holy shit he’s dead?

By: God

God — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:07:04 +0000

George is in heaven, doing real well. Of course, there is no cursing in heaven, but with George Carlin around, I think we can make an exception. Why, I was talking to Death the other day, and I told him one of his jokes… And the only thing he said was, “That slays me!” and kept laughing. I told this to Carlin and he said, “That means a lot, coming from Death.” and I couldn’t stop laughing!

We love him here

By: Dudewtf

Dudewtf — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 04:27:04 +0000

LOL, of course he’ll be missed, thats a given. I know george was an atheist, but i’m sick and tired of christian jerks saying things like he’s in hell now, because he didn’t believe in god. I’d rather he be in heaven because he made people ROFL and TROFL, that should count as good karma, IMO. Some of the material here arent his, they’re just contemporary made up lame stuff. Steven wright is funny as hell, but lets just say that he couldnt hold a candle to George

By: Nah

Nah — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 06:11:23 +0000

I really dont think some of those are his…

I know his stuff and I think they aren’t his work..
I can be wron-