Comments on: Some Great Funny One-liners From The Best Stand Up Comics and Comedians

By: timberwolfman

timberwolfman — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 14:02:29 +0000

What do you call a blindman who has crossed the the road without his guide dog?

Very lucky!!!

By: timberwolfman

timberwolfman — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 13:57:35 +0000

What do you call a lumber jack without a chainsaw

Unemployed

By: timberwolfman

timberwolfman — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 13:54:40 +0000

Two dogs got married yesterday, only to get divorced next day, one of them was heard to say I could’nt stand it anymore she was just such a bitch..

By: FISH

FISH — Mon, 21 Feb 2011 13:05:10 +0000

every time i feel like exersize…i lay down for a while till the feeling has passed………. i ran around the block the other day like three times…after wards i got a soda and put the block back under my bed……. i really hate jogging man, cause i spill my beer the whole time…..

By: Jignesh

Jignesh — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 15:06:52 +0000

i am easy to be misunderstood but hard to understand

By: a bored kid

a bored kid — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 07:26:26 +0000

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Madame
madame who?
ma’dame foots stuck in the door !!!
ahaa thats a terrible joke :P

By: Zeke

Zeke — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:51:00 +0000

#23 is Dimitre Martin from his CD, These are Jokes

By: Robert

Robert — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:46:38 +0000

wow good stuff, got plenty of laughs from this

By: Caca

Caca — Sun, 30 May 2010 02:45:07 +0000

wow nice job everyone

By: Unknown

Unknown — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 11:00:14 +0000

my own little joke

I use to play sport than found out that you ca buy trophies so now im good at everything