Comments on: The Funniest Jokes in the World

By: Whocares

Whocares — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:11:34 +0000

510….WTF???

By: mika

mika — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:15:56 +0000

what did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall
damn!

By: Jenn

Jenn — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:55:56 +0000

These are okay jokes. I happen to be 13, and I understand all of the jokes but found them mildly amusing. I heard the pencil one before, and I almost peed laughing when I first heard it, but unfortunately the second time you hear a joke, it’s not as funny. Here’s a joke I found extremely funny:

A nun and priest went golfing. On the first hole the priest misses the hole by a long shot. he cries out,
“Damn it I missed.”
“Don’t swear, the Lord will punish you.” The nun tells him.
They get to around the 10th hole. The priest misses the hole every time he tried to get it in. He yells out,
“Damn it! I keep on missing.”
“Don’t swear, the Lord will punish you.” The nun told him.
Then there was a bolt of lightning, and it struck the nun and killed her. A voice boomed from the clouds,
“Damn it, I missed!”

FUNNIEST JOKE EVER!!! There was supposed to be a third miss, but I got tired of typing XP

By: levi

levi — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 06:56:41 +0000

ok here is my joke tell me if you like it

so a married couple is sleeping and they wake up to find out they have been robbed. so the husband goes to a gun store nd says “got anything special?”
“well,we have this thing called a magic bullet.”
“whats that?”
“well, let me show you”
so the man gets out the bullet and says “magic bullet my door” and the bullet shoots the door.
“so wait?”says the husband “all i have to do is say magic bullet my and the name of the object?”
“yes”
so the husband bought it and tried it out at home
“magic bullet my lamp” hits the lamp
“magic bullet my window” hits the window
“magic bullet my…………. neighbors window!” and the bullet shot the neighbors window. the neighbor saw what happened and went to the husbands house
“what the hell did you do that for?” he screamed
“wait i can explain!”
“then explain!”
“well,”said the husband”we just got robbed and we needed good protection, so we got this thing called a magic bullet and-”
“wha- yeah right! magic bullet my ass!”

did you like it?

By: FUCK ALL!!!!

FUCK ALL!!!! — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:17:03 +0000

THIS PAGE SUCKS!!!!

By: Jonah6

Jonah6 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:18:50 +0000

Who was the first person to die at the Battle of the Little Bighorn?

“Will”.

General Custer said “fire at will”.

By: mac

mac — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:35:50 +0000

all of them

By: mac

mac — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 21:33:32 +0000

these jokes suck

By: tom,

tom, — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 11:37:43 +0000

chuck norris wanted to create a beverage so he urinated into a can ….. this beverage is now known as red bull

By: kiki

kiki — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:14:41 +0000

the monks of shonova can only speak two words every ten years so one monk joins and after the first ten years the monk says bed hard ten years later he says food gross tens years later he says i quit and the head monk replies finally uve been complainin ever since u goy here