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Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock. Who’s here? Some of the best (and by “best” I mean most painful) knock knock jokes around, that’s who.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Georgia
Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Abby
Who? Abby birthday to you.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Irish stew.
Who? Irish stew in the name of the law.
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ashe
Ashe who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out.
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January 14th, 2008 at 5:21 am
knock knock whos ther
who
boo
boo who
i’m sorry to make you cry?
January 15th, 2008 at 9:27 am
these are rubbish jokes!!!
August 17th, 2008 at 12:45 am
hi! the jokes are weird
September 30th, 2008 at 9:00 am
these arent the best jokes ive heard
October 15th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
knock knock
whos there
boo
boo who
knock knock
whos there
boo boo
boo boo who
knock knock
whos there
boo boo boo
boo boo boo who
don’t cry its just a jock
December 20th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
knock knock
Whos there?
Olive
olive you
July 3rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
Okay, you start!
Whose There?
January 7th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
knock knock
whos there
panther
panther who?
your panther falling down (you pants are falling down)
knock knock
whos there
tank
tank who? (thank you)
your welcome
March 22nd, 2010 at 8:27 pm
knock knock?
whos there?
interupting cow!
interup—
MOO!
June 28th, 2010 at 4:26 am
not so good knock knocks
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Ding Dong!
Who’s there?
Jamaican
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me crazy
October 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 pm
knock knock
who’s there?
olive
olive who (I love you?)
olive you too
February 3rd, 2011 at 4:19 am
corny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!