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Knock Knock Jokes

 

 

Knock, knock. Who’s here? Some of the best (and by “best” I mean most painful) knock knock jokes around, that’s who.

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abyssinia!
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia behind bars one of these days!

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amahl!
Amahl who?
Amahl shook up!

 

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy today. Sunny tomorrow.

 

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
B-4.
B-4 who?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door!

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Georgia
Who? Georgia the Jungle, watch out for that tree!

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Abby
Who? Abby birthday to you.

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s There? Irish stew.
Who? Irish stew in the name of the law.

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Latin!
Latin who?
Latin me in would be a nice idea!

 

 

Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben knocking on the door all afternoon!

 

 

Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Ashe
Ashe who?
Bless you!

 

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle who?
Thistle have to hold you until dinner’s ready.

 

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along.

 

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles.

 

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Let us
Let us who?
Let us in and you will find out.

 

 

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4 Responses to “Knock Knock Jokes””

  1. mohammad Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 5:21 am

    knock knock whos ther
    who
    boo
    boo who
    i’m sorry to make you cry?

  2. apple Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    these are rubbish jokes!!!

  3. ilovespagehtti Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 12:45 am

    hi! the jokes are weird

  4. courtney Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    these arent the best jokes ive heard

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