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Cannibal Jokes: Jokes about Cannibals
Everyone loves a little long pig, right? Nothing like a bit of the old human flesh to set off a meal. I mean, cannibalism is no laughing matter, after all, people die! However Jonathon Swift does have a point, a little bit of cannibalism would save our world’s overpopulation problem. I’d modernize it though, why pick on just the Irish? Eat the rich before the rich eat you! Socialism and delicious meals all in one nifty little package. Societal cannibalism as gone all but extinct at this point, even if the occasional person gets jailed for nibbling on their neighbors.
And now for the Cannibal Jokes:
Why won’t cannibals eat divorced women?
They’re very bitter.
Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Because writers cramp but readers digest.
What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, “You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn’t agree with me!”
What’s the definition of Trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone’s eaten.
The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, “Aren’t you done eating yet?” The 2nd cannibal replied, “I’m on my last leg now.”
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn’t like!
What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin’ Allen’s.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a cannibal’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader.
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Bologna sandwiches.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, “Gee, I hate my mother-in-law.” The 2nd replies, “So, try the potatoes.
Cannibal’s recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
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September 1st, 2009 at 4:58 am
Some cannibals nave been converted to Christianity.
On Fridays, they only eat fishermen…