Comments on: Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever

By: i-love-oscar

i-love-oscar — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:11:46 +0000

theese are all so great..love them. my fave is “can i read your t-shirt in brail?”

By: elise

elise — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 05:09:07 +0000

your eyes are as blue/green/brown as my toilet water at home

By: odd1

odd1 — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:17:27 +0000

I saw you from across the room and passed out and hit my head, so im going to need your name and number…for insurance purposes.

By: loo

loo — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 06:57:49 +0000

how long is your tounge, i just wanna make sure i wont choke on it.

By: shovan pwnz

shovan pwnz — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 07:09:25 +0000

gone b bck later ur an idiot. its:
“did u see da fireworks last night? they were THIS big! (puts arms around person)” i was da person who invented dat.
;)

By: gone ,b bck later

gone ,b bck later — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:37:01 +0000

did you see the fire works last night they were all(show fire works with hands then make a big one and put arm over shoulder)

By: MADISyN

MADISyN — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 23:08:40 +0000

Do you sleep on your stomach? (girl says”no”) can i..

By: cool c**k

cool c**k — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:39:52 +0000

im like milk baby , im good for your body

By: kelstuh

kelstuh — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:27:15 +0000

hey is your dad a terrorist? coz baby your the bomb!

By: bobedwardfrankIII

bobedwardfrankIII — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:58:45 +0000

My cousin tells me this one all the time
He puts his arm around my shoulder, and then whispers in my ear, “Its okay baby, Im from Alabama.”