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Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever

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Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.

Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…

Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)

 

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Page topic: Some of the best and worst pickup lines: Good, bad, cheesy and sweet pick up lines and chat up lines for picking up a girl or guy at a bar…

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Comments

1,261 Responses to “Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever””

  1. anonymous Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Hey cucumber can I get your number

    Hey zuqini take off your bikini

    Hey are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world

  2. Sage Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 3:04 am

    Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!

  3. Elizabeth Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!

  4. Elizabeth Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!!

  5. Elizabeth Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?

  6. Elizabeth Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

  7. Ethan Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    if one of your legs was christmas, and the other thanksgiving, …. [Sorry Ethan. The rest was removed by moderator...]

  8. Ethan Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    if you where my home work, I’d do you on the table.

  9. sum leb guy Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    do you like eggs ;)

  10. Josh Huckabee Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Is your name Gillete? Because you’re the best a man can get!

  11. hottie101 Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!

  12. maaathew Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 4:13 am

    did u get that body at mcdonalds? becos ‘im lovin it’.

    is your name CAMBELL? cos ur ‘MMM MMM GOOD!’

  13. Jaipreet Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    do you know cpr? cuz you just took my breath away.

  14. Evan Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    cause i swear i see myself in your pants!

  15. nobody Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    u turn my software to hardware

  16. gr4cedotcom Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
    Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.

  17. anonymous Says:
    January 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    (Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I’ve never fallen for a girl like you before

  18. greg ely Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    do you diliver peoples mail, because i dont want to surprise you with my package

  19. beefstew Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    well here i am. what are your other two wishes?

  20. shannon Says:
    January 27th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

  21. Thong Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    *rubs her back*
    I thought angles had wings.

  22. Rahman Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I don’t know how to say this but
    I think you have stolen my heart

  23. geek :B Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!

    if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.

    i’ve heard milk is good for the body, but DAMN how much did you drink!?

  24. griffin Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Do you have any irish in you? Would you like some?

  25. rachel Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Do u kno y the sky is so gray today? no. because all the blue is in ur eyes.

    i must be a snowflake b/c i’m falling for u.

    is ur dad a baker, b/c u have some great buns!

    im gonna come out and say this, let’s go #%&@*

  26. arboleda Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    so u work for ups cuz i could of sworn i seen u looking at my package

  27. ~Hot suagr~ Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running?

  28. bav Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    how do you like your egg’s in the morning? fertilized?

    i love your outfit but think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor

  29. Jac Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am

    if i told u that u had a hot body will you hold it against me

  30. grotzzz Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 am

    you smell. lets shower

  31. jammie lyn Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 6:48 am

    have itwith me tonight ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

  32. jkey Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 7:13 am

    god, heaven gone to sh*t since u left.

  33. Kevin Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

    Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you.

  34. V. C. Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    can i have your picture, so i can show santa what i want for christmas?

  35. just her... Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    do you do karate? cause your body is kickin!

  36. Sarah Bentz Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    WOW! These are GRREAT pick up lines….i know i would fall for them, good job guys!:)

  37. Sarah/Emily Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle!

  38. suzanne Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    wow thats a tall class of water .. and im thirsty

  39. David Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Why don’t you come sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?

  40. cho! Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  41. mcfart Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    you must be a mathematician because boy you do a great root

  42. mcfart Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    did you just come from a post-office because damn you have a big package

  43. mcfart fan Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    well theres the exit…will u go out with me?

  44. travis marion Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 8:23 am

    is your dad a baker, because you got hot bunns

  45. morgan edwards Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    hey travis my dads a baker, you wanna tiuch my bunns.

  46. Drew Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Use at beer and liquor store or bar… You know, I don’t really drink; I only come in here so much to see you

  47. georgia Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

  48. drew Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    are you stalking me cuz that would be super

  49. MoJo Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Are you a vacuum cleaner cause you really suck

    Are you an alarm clock cause you opened my eyes.

    are you corn cause you stalking me

    are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy

  50. Tim Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    do u like sleeping…
    so do I, lets do it together sometime

  51. Anonymous Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    u r the aple of my heart and everytime i sees ur eyes wants 2 make me cry…thinking u r my pontential wife

  52. katie Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    my name isnt elmo, but you could tickle me anyday lol no jk seriously

  53. Anonymous Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Are you from Tennessee?Cause You’re the only ten I see.

  54. Anonymous Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  55. Anonymous Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    (check her shirt tag) yep…just what i thought made from heaven

  56. connor Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    i put the STD in stud now all i need is u

  57. Tyler Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I’m easy, are you?

    Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. Girl: I do Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

    I may not be mr. right, but i’ll do you till he shows up.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
    [The rest are under "crude pick up lines"]

  58. sweet thang Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    i really like your peaches, and wanna shake your tree.

  59. uhhYeah. Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Want to make an easy 50 bucks?

  60. kristina Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 7:50 am

    i love all these pick up lines…i know that i would fall for all of them if someone had said them to me….they are great!!!!

  61. Reba XD Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

    Baby, I’m like Taco Bell. I’ll spice up your nite.

    Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.

    You’re not the best looking thing here tonite. But really, beauty is only a light switch away.

    Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

  62. Manny Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table

  63. chelsea Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    If you were a booger, I’d pick ya’.

  64. JAIME Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    IF I WAS A FLY ID BE ALL UP ON U CAUSE YOUR THE SH*T

  65. Dereck Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Is god missing an angel?? Because he sent me down here looking for you!

  66. Markie Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    Hey, didn’t you hear? The modeling convention was changed to tomorrow.

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the cash?

    Hi. So, smile if you want to sleep with me.

  67. EMMA Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    OMG THESE PICK UP LINES ARE AAAAAAMMMMAZZZING!!! I MEAN GOSH WHO WOULDNT FALL FOR THESE!!

    THIS TOTTALLLY IMPROVED MY GAME AND LOVE LIFE

    THANKS A MILLION!!

    EMMA

  68. Paige Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 12:40 am

    Are you a parking ticket?
    Cause you got FINE FINE FINE
    written all over you!!

  69. Paige Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Its a good thing i have m library card.
    Cause im totally checkin you out!!

  70. The Flirt Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Do you know why I cant see any stars tonight ? – You outshine them.

  71. A hot sexy mama Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.

  72. dex Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    screw me if im wrong, but havent we met befor?
    hey i know u, u r the person with a beautiful smile!
    what winks and is like a jackhammar gir:What guy:(wink)
    how do u get 10lb outta fly? (unzip pants)
    i envy ur lipstick, can u put some on me?

  73. The pick-up truck Says:
    February 17th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    MAN:Do you wanna dance? Girl:NO MAN:Sorry i guess u didnt hear me correctly i said you look fat in those pants

    If u were a booger id pick u first

    I noticed u noticing me so i just wanted to put u on notice that i noticed u too

  74. §weet Kisses Says:
    February 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    you wanna know what I want to do in my life? replys ” what ” you…

  75. sc Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    hey, do u have some time to spare?? (why?), coz i wamna hit on u!

  76. Nathan Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 6:21 am

    Did you know your like my blood your A+ and always in my heart

  77. hi Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    hey r u an angel because i called heaven when i saw u and they said i am in need of a gardian angle.

  78. trev Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    i’m blind, can you hold my stick and show me where to go?

  79. adrien Says:
    February 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

  80. Unknown Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 1:41 am

    Do you like fruits?
    because your the apple of my eye.

    My neck hurts..
    because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

  81. DjDaug5150 Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you

  82. Tracy Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Roses are red pickles are green I love your legs and everything in between

  83. acmed Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am

    do you like jumping high bars….. cus my bar just went up!!!!

  84. Christin Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    If you were my homework right now,i’d be doing you on the table.

  85. Alex Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!

  86. dinho Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Your the pan to my hog dogs

  87. Mike Yang Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Do u work for Cingular? Cuz you’re raising my bar.

  88. gage Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Ia that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants

  89. Amber Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Is your dad a baker? no why? Cuz your a cutie pie!

  90. ni-cola Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    do u have a raisin? how bouta date?

  91. ni-cola Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    someone pass me the tartor sauce, cuz ur quite the catch!!

  92. zack Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    if u were a screen door…id slam you all the time

  93. John Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Lets play house. You be the door and I’ll slam you.

  94. tessa Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    do u wash ur panties in windex cuz i can sure see myself in them.

    you be my dairy queen and ill be your burger king. you treat me rite and ill do it your way!

  95. Wellie Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Are You tired? (Person says “Why”) Because You’ve been running through my mind all day.

  96. Kaitlyn Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Did it hurt??? When you fell from the sky.

  97. Rachilll Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Got me? I’ll do your body good.

    Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent

  98. Alex Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 12:12 am

    did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.

    if you were a pirate, would you want the bird on this shoulder(touch closest shoulder) or this one(wrap your arm around and touch other shoulder)?

  99. party in my pants Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    u be the door, lock me out and ill bang on it

  100. someone you will never know.. Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Omg..Let’s play house, you can be the screen door and I’ll slam YOU ALL night! :] (Yeah, you know you want it!xD)

  101. kisha Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    do you want to be my dirty little secret?

  102. shaka zooloo Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    step away from the bar please, your melting all the ice.

  103. aleo Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am

    What Pick-up line actually works on you?
    (repeat line)

  104. Tom Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    My love for you is like diareah, I can’t hold it in.

  105. Oh!! Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    If I were to follow you home, would you keep me? Feed me? Pet me? Would you do me till you are sleepy?
    [slightly edited by admin]

  106. mystero Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    If you get taken by a large man its only cause i asked santa for you.

  107. Sebastian Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Ive Got some Skittles in my mouth, Wanna taste The Rainbow?

  108. RYAN Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.

  109. tom Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    lemme check that tag… yup made in heaven

  110. john Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Hi, I’m Fun. I don’t think you’ve had me yet.

  111. Anonymous Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Have i seen u befor ………….
    in the dictionary right next to kazammmmmmmmmmm

    im an astronaut and my next mission is to go to uranis

    do you have a map because im lost in your eyes

    damb girl
    i wish u were corn so i could grow a whole field of yalllll

    some girl named jasmine
    guy:wats ur name girl:im jasmine guy:ohhh im aladin

  112. J- Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Well, I’m kind of a big deal

  113. Anonymous Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    what would you do if i kiss you?

    guy: i’m invincible can you see me? girl: yes. guy: how about tomorrow.

    you know what would make this rose look pretty? if you wear it.

  114. Katie Baby Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

  115. BK da masta Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    guy: is your dad a thief GIRL: no GUY: well then who put those diamonds in your eyes

  116. sonnaaa Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Is your name Campbells because you’re mm mm good.

  117. sonnaaa Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Are your parents terrorists because you’re the bomb.

  118. shelby grl Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 3:54 am

    Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

    Nice shoes wanna f***?

    Those earrings are nice., but they’d look better on my night stand in the morning!

  119. sonnaaa Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 6:52 am

    u turn me on like a lightswitch

  120. Jt Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Damn girl is yur dad a baker cause you got beautiful bunns!

  121. Fatpat Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word

  122. GROVE Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    YOur Dad must have been a TERRORIST….because you’re the BOMB

  123. Anonymous Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    do u play the trumpet cuz your makin me whorny

  124. O'DOYLE Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:47 am

    Hello, My name is Doyle. And these wonderful pick-up lines have spiced up my sex life and love life by a great deal :D

  125. Mike Oxbig Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Do you work at little ceasers?? because your hot and I’m ready.

  126. Mike Oxbig Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    hey,wanna have sex?

  127. Mike Oxbig Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    hey, lets be like nike, just do it.

  128. fruity Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    i wish u where a screen door so i could slam u all day long.

    lets do math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

  129. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    hey u guys have great ass pick up lines! hahahahahaha

  130. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    check this out lol its a funny ass one!

    ”if u were a pokemon i’d choose you…

  131. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    excuse me miss im sorry to bother you but i really had to come by cuz i really wanna know your name…

    to the guys<— use this line and trust me it wont startle or scare them away haha

  132. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    hey u look familiar, oh yea I read about you in a dictionary, u were the definition of fine.

  133. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    If i followed the rainbow will i get u in the end?

  134. woody Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    if i gave you a sexy negligee would there be anything in it for me?

    My names Mike, but you can call me tonight

  135. Chooch Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Do You Work For UPS?
    No Why?
    Because I Noticed You’re Checkin’ Out My Package

  136. Zach Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Hey baby, if you were a booger i’d pick u first.

  137. Sexxiness Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Wats Cookin Good Lookin???

  138. Jane Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Hey, wanna play Paul Revere and ride my pony?

  139. Weird guy Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Hey are you the reason for global warming because you are HOTT!

  140. Will Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    (Carry a screw around in your pocket)
    (Pull it out in front of a fine girl and say)
    “Hey, look at that… wanna screw?”

  141. alex Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    lets do math. add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiply!

  142. Hello my name is ::: None of your buisness Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    I was looking back to see
    if you were looking back at me
    to see if I was looking back at you
    looking back at me!

  143. s.l. bares Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 9:20 am

    you must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you!

  144. chris the joke dude Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    is ur name cingular? cuz ur raising my bar

  145. emily Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    my love for you is like diarea i just cant hold it in

  146. Jason Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    I Lost My Teddy Bear, Will you sleep with me?

  147. Butterdantish Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Did you have lucky charms this morning? Because you are looking magically delicious.

  148. Horndog Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 9:48 am

    When your driving on the road, and you need to drop a load………… DIAREA! (clap clap) DIAREA! (clap clap)

  149. Alana Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Hey, Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!

  150. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Bang me if im wrong, but is your name Amanda??

  151. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Guy:Does your bed get cold on one side at night? Blonde Girl: yes..
    Guy: Well i will come over about 10pm and fix it

  152. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    i wanna sex you!

  153. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    oo oh girl lean back oooh ya gots a mean rack

  154. ben dover Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am

    hey… wanna do it.. i’ll give you cookies….please!?

    come to the dark side…we have condoms…

  155. irene Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Excuse me, but could you help me with my phone?
    I can’t get it to work, I think it needs your number.

  156. jen Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Excuse me, can I have my breath back? Cause, girrrl, you took it away!

  157. Charlotte Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

  158. princess Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    nice pick-up lines huh!!! =)) love it!

  159. jamzy Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Good thing I’m not flammable because your smokin hot

  160. tyler Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    do you like water?(yes)then you already like 70 percent of me

  161. tyler Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    if you were a buger id pick you first

  162. mike Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    if u held 6 roses in front of a mirror ud see 7 of the most beautiful things in da world

  163. jesss Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    do you have a ninja in your pants because your ass is kicking.

  164. Unknown Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    “Nice legs, When do they open?”

  165. Mr. Big Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    u know what would look good on u…… Me

  166. bonnn Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 4:05 am

    my names not elmo,, but you can tickle me anytime you want to :)

  167. bonnnn Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    my name may not be frd flinstone,, but i sure can make your bed rock. :)

  168. [email protected] Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 5:49 am

    yaa all is corney

  169. bannanrin Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Hi iam (your name)and your cute (actually worked for me twice)

    I have a flashdrive, can I plug it into you real quick?

  170. pablo Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    (thorws random thing at girl) girl:what the hell guy: i just thought this would be a funny thing to tell are kids how we met

  171. notonatatna Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    good thing i have my library card cuz im checkin u out

  172. notonatatna Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    im a pirate and im lookin for me treasur can i look around your chest

  173. itssssme. Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    You know your like a keg right? ‘Cause i want to tap you alll night long.

  174. itssssme. Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    ok, so i’m gonna ask you to dance and your gonna say yes and then we are gonna go back to one of our places and fall in love and then we’ll get married and have kids but then you’ll get upset that i “spend to much time at work” and accuse me of cheating on you and we’re gonna fight and then get a divorce and have to explain to the kids why mommmy and daddy are getting a divorce so let’s just save ourselves loads of time and trouble. wanna have meaningless sex?

  175. Shiblanko Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Did you know that there’s 215 bones in the human body? Wanna make it 216?

  176. Mikey Barbs Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

  177. Arosmith Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    I’m like a clock and your the batteries. without you my world would end!

  178. josh Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    hey nice legs, what time do they open.

  179. reggae Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    you got nice legs…
    when do they open

  180. Bryan Small Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Exucse me, do you have a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass.

  181. Amber Campbell Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    You a vet cause these pupies are sick

  182. Keegan Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Hey see my friend over there? They want to know if you think i am cute.

  183. lebo boy Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    boy: i wish u were a screen door….
    gurl: why??
    boy: so i can SLAMM U ALL DAY LONG

  184. quagmire Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am

    hey can you please scratch my back….my arms are far too muscular for me to reach

  185. quagmire Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am

    hey…I like the way your body looks!

  186. quagmire Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 am

    go over to girl and point to a friend in the distance and say: “see my friend over there?…..yeah wee he wants to know if you’ll kiss me?

  187. levi carter Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Your parents must’ve been bakers cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

    Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

  188. levi carter Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    The word of the day is ‘legs’. Now lets go back to your place and spread the word.

  189. miranda Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    hey, is your dad a preacher who had a rich wife and lived in an elegant home? CUZ YOUR HOTTTTTTT

  190. matthew Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    hey, i think you’re good looking. especially your BOOOOBSSSSS

  191. aaron Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    ay, so, listen….
    CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA?

  192. aaron Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    the word of the day is “LEGS,” let’s go back to your place and have sex

  193. Zach Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    is your name summer cuz ur hot as hell

  194. Victor Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Im sorry, I lost the key to my heart and I think you have it…

  195. arti Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    they call me coffee cause i grind fine!

  196. Sydney Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    (singing) “pussy cat pussy cat i love you!”

    “hey theres a great toy store down the road called Dickie Jr.’s fun games” wanna go there?

    you must be peanut butter cause your makin my legs feel like jelly!

    they call me coffee cause i smell great, taste great and keep you up all night!

    (from Kanye West’s Song) “excuse me little homey, i know you dont know me but i like to blow trees”

    you must be canada cause your making me feel like niagra falls!

  197. Zytra Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Is ur father a theif? Cause he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes.

  198. ROB Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    CAN I BE THE BIG SPOON?

  199. ROB Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?

  200. oh ya Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    did you eat lucky charms this morning because your looking magically delicous

  201. monika Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    hey my name is ________ but you can call me later!

  202. monika Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertalized??

  203. sindy lou hoo Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    wow! that outfit looks great on you!!
    so, is it easy to take off????

  204. sindy lou hoo Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    hey, so why dont you come over here, sit on my lap, and we could talk about whatever POPS UP!! *wink wink*

  205. Juliet and Romeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 am

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 Roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.

  206. Juliet and Romeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

  207. Juliet and Romeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

    [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

  208. =] Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Do my shoes match my eyes? *person looks them up and down* stop checking me out!

  209. Prudence Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Would you like a raison? No? How about a date?

  210. Dante Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    we have the same hair color lets make babies

  211. loser face Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    you guy’s are so cheezy!

    These won’t work. lol :)

  212. Done Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    My love for u is like diarrhea. I just can’t keep it in.

  213. Christina Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    i hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

  214. Charles Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I lost my teddybear, can i sleep with you?

  215. rongeku Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    hey baby you wanna do math lets add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

  216. ohemgee Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    oh em gee theese are so lame but funnny

  217. Matter Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    so if i bite my lip would you kiss it better?

  218. Big Daddy Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    I’m a dentist… Can I fill your cavities?

  219. Big Daddy Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Let’s play chess… You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!

  220. Big Daddy Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Can I take your temperature?

  221. baba Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    babababababababababababababababbababababab

  222. vtb Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    excuse me miss, can i have the time? id check my watch but i cant take my eyes off you

  223. Roger Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Is there a light switch on my forehead cuz when you walk by i get turned on???
    That shirt is aweful take it of!!! NOW

  224. Greta. Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 4:10 am

    Pull out a piece of grass and say (Wanna root?) (route)

  225. Nicole Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    You’ve been a very naughty boy
    Now go to my room ;]

  226. Fulasr Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    You must be part Jamacian B/c Ur Ja-makin-me-crazy

  227. Jeff Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    do you have ninjas in your pants because your butt s kicking

  228. Fulasr Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I think i need to call god. Because I must of been touched by an angel.

  229. Fulasr Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    I need to put sunscreen on around u b/c dang ur hot!

  230. cassy Says:
    May 25th, 2008 at 4:42 am

    great pickup lines :]

  231. Anonymous Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Do you girls know about the 2 for 1 special… 2 of you 1 of me… now aint that special.

  232. chad Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    do you work at a lumber yard cause you have been giving me wood all day

    i wish you were a poster so i could nail you on the wall

    is your dad a baker cause your one cutie pie

  233. p h i l Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    did you invite all these people? i thought it was just going ot be the two of us

  234. playaplaya Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 7:24 am

    i like eggs do you?

  235. siena Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy

  236. $hooters girl$ Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    never moon a werewolf

  237. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    if you were a candy bar you would be a snickers because you sure satisfy me.

    Can I take your picture? Because I want to show santa claus exactly what I want for Christmas

    You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you

    Hey hows it going..wanna do it(say this fast)…you doing good cool…so hows about it

  238. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    If we were in hell you would be smoking…Because baby your hot

  239. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    You droped something…My Jaw

  240. Tommy Havic Says: