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Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever

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Cute, Stupid, Dumb and Funny Pickup Lines: Best really funny pick up lines. Here is a collection of some of the best cheesy, funny, stupid, bad and sweet pickup lines.

Here is a collection of dumb and funny and cheesy and bad pickup lines and chat up lines. Remember, InnocentEnglish.com can’t be held responsible for any drinks thrown in your face when you try to use some of these. Funny pickup lines aren’t always the ones that give you the desired result! If you do use any, good luck! And please add your own Funny Pickup Lines and Chat Up Lines at the bottom. But take a minute to see if someone else already posted it…

Here they are: Some good pickup lines: (and we use the word “good” pretty loosely here…)

 

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Can I even get a fake number?

You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:

Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Page topic: Some of the best and worst pickup lines: Good, bad, cheesy and sweet pick up lines and chat up lines for picking up a girl or guy at a bar…

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Comments

1,261 Responses to “Funny Pickup Lines: Best pick-up lines ever””

  1. anonymous Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 11:33 pm

    Hey cucumber can I get your number

    Hey zuqini take off your bikini

    Hey are you wearing space pants because your ass is out of this world

  2. Sage Says:
    January 14th, 2008 at 3:04 am

    Did you just fart?? …Cause you blew me away!

  3. Elizabeth Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!

  4. Elizabeth Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    are you from tennessee? because your the only ten i see!!!

  5. Elizabeth Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    You have 206 bones in your body. Do you want another one?

  6. Elizabeth Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

  7. Ethan Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    if one of your legs was christmas, and the other thanksgiving, …. [Sorry Ethan. The rest was removed by moderator...]

  8. Ethan Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    if you where my home work, I’d do you on the table.

  9. sum leb guy Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    do you like eggs ;)

  10. Josh Huckabee Says:
    January 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Is your name Gillete? Because you’re the best a man can get!

  11. hottie101 Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!

  12. maaathew Says:
    January 20th, 2008 at 4:13 am

    did u get that body at mcdonalds? becos ‘im lovin it’.

    is your name CAMBELL? cos ur ‘MMM MMM GOOD!’

  13. Jaipreet Says:
    January 21st, 2008 at 9:19 pm

    do you know cpr? cuz you just took my breath away.

  14. Evan Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
    cause i swear i see myself in your pants!

  15. nobody Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    u turn my software to hardware

  16. gr4cedotcom Says:
    January 23rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
    Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.

  17. anonymous Says:
    January 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    (Fall in front of a girl) Wow, I’ve never fallen for a girl like you before

  18. greg ely Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    do you diliver peoples mail, because i dont want to surprise you with my package

  19. beefstew Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    well here i am. what are your other two wishes?

  20. shannon Says:
    January 27th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    Excuse me…do you have a band-aid? Because i think i scraped my knee when i fell for you…

  21. Thong Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    *rubs her back*
    I thought angles had wings.

  22. Rahman Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    I don’t know how to say this but
    I think you have stolen my heart

  23. geek :B Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    is your father an alien? cause you’re outta this world!

    if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.

    i’ve heard milk is good for the body, but DAMN how much did you drink!?

  24. griffin Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 9:27 am

    Do you have any irish in you? Would you like some?

  25. rachel Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 1:07 am

    Do u kno y the sky is so gray today? no. because all the blue is in ur eyes.

    i must be a snowflake b/c i’m falling for u.

    is ur dad a baker, b/c u have some great buns!

    im gonna come out and say this, let’s go #%&@*

  26. arboleda Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    so u work for ups cuz i could of sworn i seen u looking at my package

  27. ~Hot suagr~ Says:
    January 31st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Hey i really wanna do it with you, get all hot and sweaty and listen to each other breathe hard……so…..wanna go running?

  28. bav Says:
    February 2nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    how do you like your egg’s in the morning? fertilized?

    i love your outfit but think it would look alot better on my bedroom floor

  29. Jac Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 12:28 am

    if i told u that u had a hot body will you hold it against me

  30. grotzzz Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 2:33 am

    you smell. lets shower

  31. jammie lyn Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 6:48 am

    have itwith me tonight ohhhh yeahhhhhhhh

  32. jkey Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 7:13 am

    god, heaven gone to sh*t since u left.

  33. Kevin Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:00 am

    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

    Should i call you in the morning or just nudge you.

  34. V. C. Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    can i have your picture, so i can show santa what i want for christmas?

  35. just her... Says:
    February 5th, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    do you do karate? cause your body is kickin!

  36. Sarah Bentz Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:23 am

    WOW! These are GRREAT pick up lines….i know i would fall for them, good job guys!:)

  37. Sarah/Emily Says:
    February 6th, 2008 at 9:24 am

    Lets make like fabric softner and snuggle!

  38. suzanne Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    wow thats a tall class of water .. and im thirsty

  39. David Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Why don’t you come sit on my lap and talk about whatever pops up?

  40. cho! Says:
    February 7th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Oh baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  41. mcfart Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    you must be a mathematician because boy you do a great root

  42. mcfart Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 12:50 am

    did you just come from a post-office because damn you have a big package

  43. mcfart fan Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 12:52 am

    well theres the exit…will u go out with me?

  44. travis marion Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 8:23 am

    is your dad a baker, because you got hot bunns

  45. morgan edwards Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    hey travis my dads a baker, you wanna tiuch my bunns.

  46. Drew Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    Use at beer and liquor store or bar… You know, I don’t really drink; I only come in here so much to see you

  47. georgia Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

  48. drew Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 12:49 am

    are you stalking me cuz that would be super

  49. MoJo Says:
    February 9th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    Are you a vacuum cleaner cause you really suck

    Are you an alarm clock cause you opened my eyes.

    are you corn cause you stalking me

    are you Jamaican cause your Jamaican me crazy

  50. Tim Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    do u like sleeping…
    so do I, lets do it together sometime

  51. Anonymous Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    u r the aple of my heart and everytime i sees ur eyes wants 2 make me cry…thinking u r my pontential wife

  52. katie Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    my name isnt elmo, but you could tickle me anyday lol no jk seriously

  53. Anonymous Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    Are you from Tennessee?Cause You’re the only ten I see.

  54. Anonymous Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

  55. Anonymous Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    (check her shirt tag) yep…just what i thought made from heaven

  56. connor Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    i put the STD in stud now all i need is u

  57. Tyler Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    I’m easy, are you?

    Guy: My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. Girl: I do Guy: Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

    I may not be mr. right, but i’ll do you till he shows up.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
    [The rest are under "crude pick up lines"]

  58. sweet thang Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    i really like your peaches, and wanna shake your tree.

  59. uhhYeah. Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Want to make an easy 50 bucks?

  60. kristina Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 7:50 am

    i love all these pick up lines…i know that i would fall for all of them if someone had said them to me….they are great!!!!

  61. Reba XD Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

    Baby, I’m like Taco Bell. I’ll spice up your nite.

    Are you a zoo? Because you bring the animal out in me.

    You’re not the best looking thing here tonite. But really, beauty is only a light switch away.

    Are you a magician? Because ever time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

  62. Manny Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    I wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table

  63. chelsea Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    If you were a booger, I’d pick ya’.

  64. JAIME Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    IF I WAS A FLY ID BE ALL UP ON U CAUSE YOUR THE SH*T

  65. Dereck Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 8:47 am

    Is god missing an angel?? Because he sent me down here looking for you!

  66. Markie Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 9:01 am

    Hi. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

    Hey, didn’t you hear? The modeling convention was changed to tomorrow.

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the cash?

    Hi. So, smile if you want to sleep with me.

  67. EMMA Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    OMG THESE PICK UP LINES ARE AAAAAAMMMMAZZZING!!! I MEAN GOSH WHO WOULDNT FALL FOR THESE!!

    THIS TOTTALLLY IMPROVED MY GAME AND LOVE LIFE

    THANKS A MILLION!!

    EMMA

  68. Paige Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 12:40 am

    Are you a parking ticket?
    Cause you got FINE FINE FINE
    written all over you!!

  69. Paige Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    Its a good thing i have m library card.
    Cause im totally checkin you out!!

  70. The Flirt Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    Do you know why I cant see any stars tonight ? – You outshine them.

  71. A hot sexy mama Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    Let’s save water. Let’s shower together.

  72. dex Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    screw me if im wrong, but havent we met befor?
    hey i know u, u r the person with a beautiful smile!
    what winks and is like a jackhammar gir:What guy:(wink)
    how do u get 10lb outta fly? (unzip pants)
    i envy ur lipstick, can u put some on me?

  73. The pick-up truck Says:
    February 17th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    MAN:Do you wanna dance? Girl:NO MAN:Sorry i guess u didnt hear me correctly i said you look fat in those pants

    If u were a booger id pick u first

    I noticed u noticing me so i just wanted to put u on notice that i noticed u too

  74. §weet Kisses Says:
    February 19th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    you wanna know what I want to do in my life? replys ” what ” you…

  75. sc Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    hey, do u have some time to spare?? (why?), coz i wamna hit on u!

  76. Nathan Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 6:21 am

    Did you know your like my blood your A+ and always in my heart

  77. hi Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    hey r u an angel because i called heaven when i saw u and they said i am in need of a gardian angle.

  78. trev Says:
    February 21st, 2008 at 8:30 pm

    i’m blind, can you hold my stick and show me where to go?

  79. adrien Says:
    February 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

  80. Unknown Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 1:41 am

    Do you like fruits?
    because your the apple of my eye.

    My neck hurts..
    because as soon as you walked by i whipped my head!

  81. DjDaug5150 Says:
    February 25th, 2008 at 10:57 am

    Here i will make things easy. I’ll give you my phone and i’ll call you

  82. Tracy Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Roses are red pickles are green I love your legs and everything in between

  83. acmed Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am

    do you like jumping high bars….. cus my bar just went up!!!!

  84. Christin Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

    If you were my homework right now,i’d be doing you on the table.

  85. Alex Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    Have I seen you before? Oh yeah! I saw you in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!!!

  86. dinho Says:
    February 29th, 2008 at 5:40 pm

    Your the pan to my hog dogs

  87. Mike Yang Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm

    Do u work for Cingular? Cuz you’re raising my bar.

  88. gage Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    Ia that a mirror in your pocket cause i see myself in your pants

  89. Amber Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Is your dad a baker? no why? Cuz your a cutie pie!

  90. ni-cola Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    do u have a raisin? how bouta date?

  91. ni-cola Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    someone pass me the tartor sauce, cuz ur quite the catch!!

  92. zack Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    if u were a screen door…id slam you all the time

  93. John Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    Lets play house. You be the door and I’ll slam you.

  94. tessa Says:
    March 4th, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    do u wash ur panties in windex cuz i can sure see myself in them.

    you be my dairy queen and ill be your burger king. you treat me rite and ill do it your way!

  95. Wellie Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    Are You tired? (Person says “Why”) Because You’ve been running through my mind all day.

  96. Kaitlyn Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Did it hurt??? When you fell from the sky.

  97. Rachilll Says:
    March 7th, 2008 at 5:32 pm

    Got me? I’ll do your body good.

    Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent

  98. Alex Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 12:12 am

    did you eat lucky charms for breakfast? because you look magically delicious.

    if you were a pirate, would you want the bird on this shoulder(touch closest shoulder) or this one(wrap your arm around and touch other shoulder)?

  99. party in my pants Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    u be the door, lock me out and ill bang on it

  100. someone you will never know.. Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    Omg..Let’s play house, you can be the screen door and I’ll slam YOU ALL night! :] (Yeah, you know you want it!xD)

  101. kisha Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    do you want to be my dirty little secret?

  102. shaka zooloo Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 11:20 pm

    step away from the bar please, your melting all the ice.

  103. aleo Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 11:17 am

    What Pick-up line actually works on you?
    (repeat line)

  104. Tom Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    My love for you is like diareah, I can’t hold it in.

  105. Oh!! Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    If I were to follow you home, would you keep me? Feed me? Pet me? Would you do me till you are sleepy?
    [slightly edited by admin]

  106. mystero Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    If you get taken by a large man its only cause i asked santa for you.

  107. Sebastian Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Ive Got some Skittles in my mouth, Wanna taste The Rainbow?

  108. RYAN Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Did you get those jeans on sale? Because at my house their 100% off.

  109. tom Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    lemme check that tag… yup made in heaven

  110. john Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    Hi, I’m Fun. I don’t think you’ve had me yet.

  111. Anonymous Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm

    Have i seen u befor ………….
    in the dictionary right next to kazammmmmmmmmmm

    im an astronaut and my next mission is to go to uranis

    do you have a map because im lost in your eyes

    damb girl
    i wish u were corn so i could grow a whole field of yalllll

    some girl named jasmine
    guy:wats ur name girl:im jasmine guy:ohhh im aladin

  112. J- Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Well, I’m kind of a big deal

  113. Anonymous Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 4:55 am

    what would you do if i kiss you?

    guy: i’m invincible can you see me? girl: yes. guy: how about tomorrow.

    you know what would make this rose look pretty? if you wear it.

  114. Katie Baby Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 10:12 am

    Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away.

  115. BK da masta Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    guy: is your dad a thief GIRL: no GUY: well then who put those diamonds in your eyes

  116. sonnaaa Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Is your name Campbells because you’re mm mm good.

  117. sonnaaa Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    Are your parents terrorists because you’re the bomb.

  118. shelby grl Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 3:54 am

    Wanna go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

    Nice shoes wanna f***?

    Those earrings are nice., but they’d look better on my night stand in the morning!

  119. sonnaaa Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 6:52 am

    u turn me on like a lightswitch

  120. Jt Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am

    Damn girl is yur dad a baker cause you got beautiful bunns!

  121. Fatpat Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    excuse me miss, the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word

  122. GROVE Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 10:12 pm

    YOur Dad must have been a TERRORIST….because you’re the BOMB

  123. Anonymous Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    do u play the trumpet cuz your makin me whorny

  124. O'DOYLE Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:47 am

    Hello, My name is Doyle. And these wonderful pick-up lines have spiced up my sex life and love life by a great deal :D

  125. Mike Oxbig Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Do you work at little ceasers?? because your hot and I’m ready.

  126. Mike Oxbig Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:28 pm

    hey,wanna have sex?

  127. Mike Oxbig Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

    hey, lets be like nike, just do it.

  128. fruity Says:
    March 25th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    i wish u where a screen door so i could slam u all day long.

    lets do math add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

  129. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    hey u guys have great ass pick up lines! hahahahahaha

  130. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    check this out lol its a funny ass one!

    ”if u were a pokemon i’d choose you…

  131. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:42 am

    excuse me miss im sorry to bother you but i really had to come by cuz i really wanna know your name…

    to the guys<— use this line and trust me it wont startle or scare them away haha

  132. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    hey u look familiar, oh yea I read about you in a dictionary, u were the definition of fine.

  133. skitzo Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    If i followed the rainbow will i get u in the end?

  134. woody Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

    if i gave you a sexy negligee would there be anything in it for me?

    My names Mike, but you can call me tonight

  135. Chooch Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    Do You Work For UPS?
    No Why?
    Because I Noticed You’re Checkin’ Out My Package

  136. Zach Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Hey baby, if you were a booger i’d pick u first.

  137. Sexxiness Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

    Wats Cookin Good Lookin???

  138. Jane Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    Hey, wanna play Paul Revere and ride my pony?

  139. Weird guy Says:
    March 27th, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Hey are you the reason for global warming because you are HOTT!

  140. Will Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    (Carry a screw around in your pocket)
    (Pull it out in front of a fine girl and say)
    “Hey, look at that… wanna screw?”

  141. alex Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    lets do math. add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiply!

  142. Hello my name is ::: None of your buisness Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm

    I was looking back to see
    if you were looking back at me
    to see if I was looking back at you
    looking back at me!

  143. s.l. bares Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 9:20 am

    you must be a parking ticket, because you got FINE written all over you!

  144. chris the joke dude Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    is ur name cingular? cuz ur raising my bar

  145. emily Says:
    March 29th, 2008 at 11:00 pm

    my love for you is like diarea i just cant hold it in

  146. Jason Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    I Lost My Teddy Bear, Will you sleep with me?

  147. Butterdantish Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 9:44 am

    Did you have lucky charms this morning? Because you are looking magically delicious.

  148. Horndog Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 9:48 am

    When your driving on the road, and you need to drop a load………… DIAREA! (clap clap) DIAREA! (clap clap)

  149. Alana Says:
    March 31st, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    Hey, Why don’t you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!

  150. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Bang me if im wrong, but is your name Amanda??

  151. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    Guy:Does your bed get cold on one side at night? Blonde Girl: yes..
    Guy: Well i will come over about 10pm and fix it

  152. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    i wanna sex you!

  153. bee Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 9:09 pm

    oo oh girl lean back oooh ya gots a mean rack

  154. ben dover Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 10:26 am

    hey… wanna do it.. i’ll give you cookies….please!?

    come to the dark side…we have condoms…

  155. irene Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 6:09 pm

    Excuse me, but could you help me with my phone?
    I can’t get it to work, I think it needs your number.

  156. jen Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Excuse me, can I have my breath back? Cause, girrrl, you took it away!

  157. Charlotte Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

  158. princess Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 1:50 am

    nice pick-up lines huh!!! =)) love it!

  159. jamzy Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Good thing I’m not flammable because your smokin hot

  160. tyler Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    do you like water?(yes)then you already like 70 percent of me

  161. tyler Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    if you were a buger id pick you first

  162. mike Says:
    April 6th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    if u held 6 roses in front of a mirror ud see 7 of the most beautiful things in da world

  163. jesss Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 9:37 am

    do you have a ninja in your pants because your ass is kicking.

  164. Unknown Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    “Nice legs, When do they open?”

  165. Mr. Big Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    u know what would look good on u…… Me

  166. bonnn Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 4:05 am

    my names not elmo,, but you can tickle me anytime you want to :)

  167. bonnnn Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 4:14 am

    my name may not be frd flinstone,, but i sure can make your bed rock. :)

  168. michellemccool25@yahoo.com Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 5:49 am

    yaa all is corney

  169. bannanrin Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Hi iam (your name)and your cute (actually worked for me twice)

    I have a flashdrive, can I plug it into you real quick?

  170. pablo Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    (thorws random thing at girl) girl:what the hell guy: i just thought this would be a funny thing to tell are kids how we met

  171. notonatatna Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    good thing i have my library card cuz im checkin u out

  172. notonatatna Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    im a pirate and im lookin for me treasur can i look around your chest

  173. itssssme. Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm

    You know your like a keg right? ‘Cause i want to tap you alll night long.

  174. itssssme. Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    ok, so i’m gonna ask you to dance and your gonna say yes and then we are gonna go back to one of our places and fall in love and then we’ll get married and have kids but then you’ll get upset that i “spend to much time at work” and accuse me of cheating on you and we’re gonna fight and then get a divorce and have to explain to the kids why mommmy and daddy are getting a divorce so let’s just save ourselves loads of time and trouble. wanna have meaningless sex?

  175. Shiblanko Says:
    April 16th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Did you know that there’s 215 bones in the human body? Wanna make it 216?

  176. Mikey Barbs Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

  177. Arosmith Says:
    April 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    I’m like a clock and your the batteries. without you my world would end!

  178. josh Says:
    April 20th, 2008 at 5:39 pm

    hey nice legs, what time do they open.

  179. reggae Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    you got nice legs…
    when do they open

  180. Bryan Small Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 2:43 pm

    Exucse me, do you have a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass.

  181. Amber Campbell Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    You a vet cause these pupies are sick

  182. Keegan Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Hey see my friend over there? They want to know if you think i am cute.

  183. lebo boy Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    boy: i wish u were a screen door….
    gurl: why??
    boy: so i can SLAMM U ALL DAY LONG

  184. quagmire Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am

    hey can you please scratch my back….my arms are far too muscular for me to reach

  185. quagmire Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 am

    hey…I like the way your body looks!

  186. quagmire Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 6:32 am

    go over to girl and point to a friend in the distance and say: “see my friend over there?…..yeah wee he wants to know if you’ll kiss me?

  187. levi carter Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm

    Your parents must’ve been bakers cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

    Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.

    I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

    If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

  188. levi carter Says:
    April 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm

    The word of the day is ‘legs’. Now lets go back to your place and spread the word.

  189. miranda Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    hey, is your dad a preacher who had a rich wife and lived in an elegant home? CUZ YOUR HOTTTTTTT

  190. matthew Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    hey, i think you’re good looking. especially your BOOOOBSSSSS

  191. aaron Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    ay, so, listen….
    CAN I HAVE YO NUMBA?

  192. aaron Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    the word of the day is “LEGS,” let’s go back to your place and have sex

  193. Zach Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 4:38 pm

    is your name summer cuz ur hot as hell

  194. Victor Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    Im sorry, I lost the key to my heart and I think you have it…

  195. arti Says:
    April 26th, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    they call me coffee cause i grind fine!

  196. Sydney Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

    (singing) “pussy cat pussy cat i love you!”

    “hey theres a great toy store down the road called Dickie Jr.’s fun games” wanna go there?

    you must be peanut butter cause your makin my legs feel like jelly!

    they call me coffee cause i smell great, taste great and keep you up all night!

    (from Kanye West’s Song) “excuse me little homey, i know you dont know me but i like to blow trees”

    you must be canada cause your making me feel like niagra falls!

  197. Zytra Says:
    April 27th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    Is ur father a theif? Cause he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes.

  198. ROB Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    CAN I BE THE BIG SPOON?

  199. ROB Says:
    April 29th, 2008 at 11:35 pm

    DOES THIS SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?

  200. oh ya Says:
    April 30th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    did you eat lucky charms this morning because your looking magically delicous

  201. monika Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:30 pm

    hey my name is ________ but you can call me later!

  202. monika Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:33 pm

    how do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertalized??

  203. sindy lou hoo Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    wow! that outfit looks great on you!!
    so, is it easy to take off????

  204. sindy lou hoo Says:
    May 1st, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    hey, so why dont you come over here, sit on my lap, and we could talk about whatever POPS UP!! *wink wink*

  205. Juliet and Romeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:23 am

    If you stood in front of a mirror and held 11 Roses you would see 12 of the most beautiful things.

  206. Juliet and Romeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to my prayers.

  207. Juliet and Romeo Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 am

    Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

    [Note: for use when someone you know is getting married] Hi, I’m throwing the bachelor/bachelorette party for a friend of mine, and I need a stripper. Interested?

  208. =] Says:
    May 3rd, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Do my shoes match my eyes? *person looks them up and down* stop checking me out!

  209. Prudence Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Would you like a raison? No? How about a date?

  210. Dante Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 9:33 am

    we have the same hair color lets make babies

  211. loser face Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 11:05 am

    you guy’s are so cheezy!

    These won’t work. lol :)

  212. Done Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    My love for u is like diarrhea. I just can’t keep it in.

  213. Christina Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    i hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

  214. Charles Says:
    May 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I lost my teddybear, can i sleep with you?

  215. rongeku Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 8:38 am

    hey baby you wanna do math lets add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

  216. ohemgee Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    oh em gee theese are so lame but funnny

  217. Matter Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    so if i bite my lip would you kiss it better?

  218. Big Daddy Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    I’m a dentist… Can I fill your cavities?

  219. Big Daddy Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    Let’s play chess… You turn off the light and I’ll make the first move!

  220. Big Daddy Says:
    May 10th, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Can I take your temperature?

  221. baba Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

    babababababababababababababababbababababab

  222. vtb Says:
    May 11th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

    excuse me miss, can i have the time? id check my watch but i cant take my eyes off you

  223. Roger Says:
    May 14th, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Is there a light switch on my forehead cuz when you walk by i get turned on???
    That shirt is aweful take it of!!! NOW

  224. Greta. Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 4:10 am

    Pull out a piece of grass and say (Wanna root?) (route)

  225. Nicole Says:
    May 16th, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    You’ve been a very naughty boy
    Now go to my room ;]

  226. Fulasr Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    You must be part Jamacian B/c Ur Ja-makin-me-crazy

  227. Jeff Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    do you have ninjas in your pants because your butt s kicking

  228. Fulasr Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:25 pm

    I think i need to call god. Because I must of been touched by an angel.

  229. Fulasr Says:
    May 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    I need to put sunscreen on around u b/c dang ur hot!

  230. cassy Says:
    May 25th, 2008 at 4:42 am

    great pickup lines :]

  231. Anonymous Says:
    May 27th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Do you girls know about the 2 for 1 special… 2 of you 1 of me… now aint that special.

  232. chad Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 8:45 am

    do you work at a lumber yard cause you have been giving me wood all day

    i wish you were a poster so i could nail you on the wall

    is your dad a baker cause your one cutie pie

  233. p h i l Says:
    May 28th, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    did you invite all these people? i thought it was just going ot be the two of us

  234. playaplaya Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 7:24 am

    i like eggs do you?

  235. siena Says:
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy

  236. $hooters girl$ Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 8:54 am

    never moon a werewolf

  237. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:41 am

    if you were a candy bar you would be a snickers because you sure satisfy me.

    Can I take your picture? Because I want to show santa claus exactly what I want for Christmas

    You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you

    Hey hows it going..wanna do it(say this fast)…you doing good cool…so hows about it

  238. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    If we were in hell you would be smoking…Because baby your hot

  239. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am

    You droped something…My Jaw

  240. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:50 am

    Can I feel your shoulders? Why? I want to see if there Wings.

  241. Tommy Havic Says:
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am

    (this one is for Texans) Hey every thing is bigger in Texas

  242. rob Says:
    May 31st, 2008 at 12:43 am

    you may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me

  243. blah =] Says:
    June 1st, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    I play the field,
    and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

    If a star fell for every time i thought of you,
    the sky would be empty.

    Oh no, I’m choking!
    I need mouth to mouth, quick!

    I would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

    If I had a garden, I’d put our tulips (two lips) together.

  244. blah =] Says:
    June 1st, 2008 at 5:50 pm

    Don’t frown, Because you’ll never know
    who might be falling in love with your smile.

  245. blah =] Says:
    June 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    You must be Cinderella, Because i need you to be my Happily Ever After.

  246. Superhuman Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    wheres the nearest bakery shop ?
    why ?
    because i need a sweetie pie like you .

  247. Sabrina Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Are you an advil? because I’d like to take you every 2-4 hours

  248. maybe.. Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

  249. Lea Says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 12:29 am

    “Is that a ladder in your stocking, or a stairway to heaven?”

  250. Hay there Says:
    June 3rd, 2008 at 10:22 pm

    To number twelve:

    Is your name Nike? Cause we can just do it.

  251. Some guy Says:
    June 5th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    do u work at subway becasue you give me a footlong

  252. scott Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    you: is your father a thief?
    girl: no why?
    you:because it looks like he has stollen all the stars and out them in your eyes

  253. i'm the 1 4 u Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    did you com from th candy jar.
    cause you sure look like a hot tamolee to me

  254. kelsey Says:
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

    i loved number 111 that would work for me

    - When you walked in the building i called the firemen because you were smokin

  255. nzclubber Says:
    June 7th, 2008 at 1:59 am

    oi these r so good!

    made my day haha

    definately gna use them

  256. nate Says:
    June 8th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    Do you like pokemon cause i’d shure like to take a picacho.

  257. SOPHIA Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?;)

  258. Big Guy Says:
    June 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Here`s a dime ’cause your so fine

  259. Alaska. Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Can I sit on you’re lap? We can talk about the first thing that pops up.

  260. charlie Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Are you the devil cause you hot as H***!!!

  261. one chick Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    it’s ok if you don’t think you’re pretty. i’m pretty enough of the both of us…

  262. Suparmenz Says:
    June 12th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you!

  263. Anon Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Are you a park ranger, because you just pitched my tent!

  264. Anon Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Are you a charger, because my battery just went from empty to full

  265. volleyball cutie* :) Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    do you have a library card cause id like to cheak you out!!!

    if you were a laser beam u would be set on stunning!

  266. Jake McNitt Says:
    June 13th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    I dropped a tear in the ocean,the day i find it is the day i’ll stop loving you.

    Those are nice legs, what time do they open??

    I have a dictionary tattooed to my d**k..want me to put some words in your mouth??.

    I heard sex is a killer. want to die happy??

  267. can't touch this Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    (give girl sugar packet) I think you dropped your name tag!!!

  268. NippleMan Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Are you from UPS?
    Kuz I saw u checkin out my package

  269. shortiy J Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    baby, i have a size 14 shoe in mens. call me when you have done the math.

  270. Miss Nicole Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    Honey, I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!!

  271. badbrad Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 5:16 am

    Are you Irish? Well this must be your lucky Day!

  272. Kelly Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

    What winks and screws like a tiger? (wink).

    The word of the day is ‘legs.’ Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

  273. aalleexx Says:
    June 16th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    if kisses were like snowflakes, i’d send you a blizzard

  274. Mr. Sweetheart Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Are you having a good day cause just looking at you makes my day

  275. tripper Says:
    June 17th, 2008 at 9:10 pm

    i lost my teddy bear. can i sleep with you?

  276. imrie Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm

    are you jamaican? cause your jamacain me crazy! :P

  277. randomness* Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 7:48 pm

    ill sleep wit any 1

  278. playa Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 10:02 pm

    I LIKE TATOR TOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  279. playa Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    do you think im cool? my mom thinks im cool

  280. ms sweetheart Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    is your dad a robber, because i swear he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes

  281. Mr. Sweetheart Says:
    June 18th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    My name is Justin. Justincredible.

  282. the chase Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    i’m just gonna put this out there, if you want it take it, if you don’t like it send it right back…i wanna be on you

  283. the chase Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    i have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany

  284. jP Says:
    June 20th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    Have you had your lucky charms, cuz you look magically delicious

  285. J$ Says:
    June 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good ;]

  286. JoyfulEmo Says:
    June 24th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    Hey I lost my Virgnty!
    Can i have yours?

  287. fineyfine169 Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Are you a pokemon?… cuz i wanna take a PIC AT CHU!!

  288. mitch Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 7:37 pm

    do u come with a fire extinguisher cause ur on fire

  289. Casey Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am

    Hi, I’m an astronaut and I’m here to explore Uranus

  290. priyesh Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    amazin pick up lines \m/

    really kick ass, can help ppl in gettin laid lol :D

  291. kiAmz Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 8:03 am

    Casey hahaha!!! im here to explore URanus lol!

  292. Anonymous Says:
    June 27th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    Hey nice legs. What time do they open?

  293. ME Says:
    June 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm

    Are you a library book, cuz im checkin u out!
    Hey Im Bob, but you can call me anytime.

  294. uconn_pimp Says:
    June 29th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

    Hey, I’m good at math. I’d like to add you and me. Subtract our cloths, and multiply.

  295. pizmp Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 2:21 am

    lmao the ones i tried never worked but were worth trying xD hilarious!!!

  296. Ashika Shay Says:
    July 1st, 2008 at 11:04 pm

    you are hot and i am not

  297. Anonymous Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    ur the tuna to my salad lets get some crackers

  298. green eyed beauti Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    hey baby i lost my number… can i have urs??

    hey baby i lost my verginity…. can i have urs??

  299. green eyed beauti Says:
    July 2nd, 2008 at 11:53 pm

    hey r u good at math..
    so liets add da bed subtract da clothes divide da legs n pray 2 god u dnt multiply

  300. d-man Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    Can I read your T shirt in brail?

  301. jeff Says:
    July 3rd, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    hey do you work at at&t b/c you make my bar raise

  302. Tricia Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 12:21 am

    If i bought a soccerball, would you come kick it with me?

  303. jeremiah Says:
    July 4th, 2008 at 11:13 pm

    (have your friend give you a $20 bill put it in your pocket walk up to the chick with your friend and say) wow dude, your right those are the prettiest eyes i have ever seen and hand him back his $20

  304. FReSh 2 dEF Says:
    July 7th, 2008 at 3:31 am

    are u jamaican?…coz jamaican me crazy!

  305. C@$3Y Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 9:53 pm

    Do You Wash Your Pants In Windex Because I Can Practically See Myself In Them!

  306. krazy ozzy Says:
    July 12th, 2008 at 8:58 am

    ROSES ARE RED VILOETS ARE BLUE IM JUST CRAZY BOUT ME AND YOU

  307. Ant Says:
    July 12th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    how do you like your eggs? poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

  308. Jon Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 8:50 am

    Are you a field?

    because i wanna plow you!

  309. *LaBella Kiss* Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    all my life i was told no one was perfect…
    and i always believed it until i met you!

  310. who the f*** is that Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    fo real yo yall is mad wack wit dese pick up lines. i mean sum of dem is funny, but i doubt they actually gon work. rill dill no pickel

  311. flirtacious Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Roses are red
    Lemons are sour
    Let’s go to your room
    and give me an hour

  312. Connor Says:
    July 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm

    how do you like your eggs in the morning?
    fried or fertilized??

  313. James Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 3:57 pm

    I’m sterile!

  314. Anonymous Says:
    July 19th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    i’m just squirl and u got my nuts

  315. paige Says:
    July 20th, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    Guy: Are your toes cold?
    Girl: No.
    Guy: Maybe because you’re so HOT.

  316. Psp-Trusz Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am

    Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?

  317. charlotte peeenis Says:
    July 21st, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Guy: how many stars do you think are in the sky?
    girl: (gives answer)
    Guy: ohh you forgot those in your eyes.

  318. Beka Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:24 am

    My fave pick up line has been mentioned heaps but it’s:

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

    It’s worked a few times for me. =]

  319. Someone Says:
    July 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    [MAN] If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

    [WOMAN] Well, if I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put F and U together. Get my point?

    Just goes to show guys, you can’t win them all!

  320. eddy Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 8:01 am

    are u a parking ticket??
    b-cuz u got fine wrote all over yee

  321. Kyle Hoffman Says:
    July 23rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Hi!

  322. stin Says:
    July 24th, 2008 at 1:43 am

    is that a keig in your pocket cuz id tap that

  323. Alyssa Says:
    July 26th, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    I LOST MY TEADY BEAR WILL U SLEEP WIT ME!!

  324. hehe Says:
    July 26th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    how about you come over here and sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up ;)

  325. jackie Says:
    July 28th, 2008 at 10:44 pm

    do you have a mirrior in yourpocket cuz i totally wanna bone you!!

  326. NATALIAAAA Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 3:36 am

    ive lost my virginity can i have yours?

  327. junno climaco Says:
    July 29th, 2008 at 6:27 am

    do u smoke? oh yes u do coz ur smokin right now!!

  328. victoria Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    do you have a bandaid?
    … because i scraped my knee falling for you =)

  329. Chuck Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    hi. im chuck.

  330. Chuck Says:
    July 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    You know what else rhymes with chuck?

  331. whatevs Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 4:34 pm

    guy: if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together
    girl: rly? if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put f and u together

  332. sdgsdfgs Says:
    August 1st, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    Do you live in Tennessee cuz your the only ten i see

  333. Bobette Says:
    August 2nd, 2008 at 10:46 pm

    Do you eat pancakes? ;O

  334. jimmy Says:
    August 3rd, 2008 at 2:52 am

    c the marks on mah back??? thats cos uve got me whipped

  335. hiss hoeee Says:
    August 5th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    -if you were the new burger at mcdonalds…you’d be called the mcgorgeous!!

    -boy:do you have some irish in you?? gurl:no boy:do you want somee??

    -do you have a bandaid?? coz i scraped my knee falling for you

    -damn gurl are thoughs space pants coz your butts out of this worldd

    -

  336. someone Says:
    August 8th, 2008 at 3:34 am

    your eyes are as blue as my toliet water

  337. xxdjemobabesxx Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 12:51 am

    Baby,somebody better call god, cuz he’s missing an angel

  338. abc Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Yeah your cute, but I bet you look ten times better naked.

  339. Allisan Wonderland Says:
    August 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    Hey baby, I may not be Mr. Right. But i could be Mr. Right now.

  340. Amy Says:
    August 12th, 2008 at 12:22 am

    Are you a pokemon? Because I choose you!

  341. tyler jarchow Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    Have you looked in the dictionary lately for the definition of Hot cuz ure name is written all under it.

  342. quizgirl Says:
    August 14th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

    *puts wet finger on sholder* lets get you out of these wet cloths….

  343. shaneyney Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 4:39 am

    i shat myself

  344. Caitlyn Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    you what you and corn in common?
    girl- no what?
    absolutely nothing (laugh histarically at yourself)

    really works!! (:

  345. steve Says:
    August 15th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    OK so I’m here, what were your other two wishes?

  346. reni Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 12:33 am

    baby do u have a licence?…cause ur driving me crazy

    Guy:Does your bed get cold on one side at night? Blonde Girl: yes..
    Guy: Well i will come over about 10pm and fix it

  347. meoww. Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 1:51 am

    do you know why the ocean is so saltly??

    why?

    because you took all of the sweet (:

  348. James Says:
    August 17th, 2008 at 10:15 am

    just call me uncle sam cause i want u

  349. oh baybee Says:
    August 18th, 2008 at 4:47 pm

    do you work at burger king? cuz i want to have you my way

  350. Dan Says:
    August 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    Do u want to thumb wrestle? Just with our tounges

  351. THEO Says:
    August 19th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

    “EXCUSE ME?, DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU?

  352. Anthony ;) Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 11:30 am

    Should i smile cause your my friend? or should I cry cause I know thats all you’ll ever be?

    If your a bad girl go to your room…. if your a naughty girl… go to mine ;)

    A KISS BLOWN IS A KISS WASTED THE ONLY REAL KINDA KISS IS A KISS TASTED

    A peach is a peach.. a plum is a plum… a kiss isn’t a kiss without some tongue!!! haha

  353. Angela Says:
    August 20th, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    Guy: Hey im mr.right i heard you were looking for me.

    Were you born goreous or did it progress over time?

    Guy: DANG GIRL CALM DOWN!

  354. Abhimanyu Says:
    August 26th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Nice d all pick up lines just rocks,!!awesome job hs been done.

  355. Adidaspostup20 Says:
    August 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    U can be my breakfest, lunch, and dinner.

    We could make beautiful bongo music together.

    U could be the Beauty, and i could be the Beast,
    (in bed)

    I can be your Prince Charminq and u can be my Cinderilla.

  356. mufffffinz. Says:
    August 31st, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    all these are hilariousssss! hahaha :D

  357. Sam Says:
    September 1st, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Dude these r freakn funny I’m not sure if theyl work but theyr hilariouse lol!! :p

  358. Anonymous Says:
    September 2nd, 2008 at 9:18 pm

    is it easter already cause i want your eggs

  359. melissa Says:
    September 3rd, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    i got one for you guys its the best one ive found yet.

    hay baby, lets go behind that rock and get a litle boulder…

  360. J@CK Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 1:25 am

    Some things don’t work

    Boy: If i could change the alphabet i would put u and i together.

    Girl: i don’t know i like how it is N before O

  361. Marwan Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 3:15 am

    men are like chocolate bars…they’re sweet and smooth but head straight for your hips.

  362. Michael Says:
    September 6th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Guy:Ow
    Girl:Whats wrong
    Guy:When I walked by you i think you broke my heart so im gonna need your number for law purposes

  363. Anonymous Says:
    September 7th, 2008 at 12:34 am

    Im like mcdonals i love to see you smile

  364. loooo Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 2:40 am

    i love you. (sweetest thing you could ever say)

  365. Anonymous Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 2:42 am

    i wanna have you babies, will you marry me

  366. Jan Says:
    September 10th, 2008 at 8:29 am

    Wanna dance?? No? Well I guess a good **** is out of the question then!

  367. Zombiie Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Gimme a dolla and ill make you holla!!

  368. jere Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    this one i made up but it came to me outa no wher

    I sent angel to go watch over you for the night but it came back 5 minutes later and said angels don’t watch over other angels. hope it works guys =D

  369. randomness Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    all of these have worked for me.

    i’m gay. wanna convert me?
    if i had a nickel for everytime i saw someone as beautiful as you, i’d have 5 cents.
    do you have a bandaid? cause i scraped me knee falling for you.
    if i were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

  370. hahha:D Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    best pickup line ever!

    “hey”

  371. hahha:D Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 11:58 am

    are you from Utah?
    cause you taaaaa!!! (you tall)
    hahah:D

  372. hahha:D Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    guy: its hott out here
    girl: thats because im out here!

    hahh:D

  373. hahha:D Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    what happened to all the stars in the sky? oh yeahh, the are in your eyes!

  374. Mike Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    My love 4 u is like diarea i just cant hold it

  375. Dustin Says:
    September 15th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    May i read your t-shirt in XbrailX
    (the correct spelling is braille)

  376. hayden Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    1. Sure it’s a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

    2. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

  377. Leon Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    did you trip over a log, how bout a root.

  378. demeri falls Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Guy: baby whats your sign
    Girl: STOP

  379. jazzysassy Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

    shawty wats yo sign cus u fine n u should be mine

  380. Fridge Man Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 9:16 pm

    Hey,how yu doin

  381. Sam Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    i wish i was your derivative so i could be tangent to your curve.

  382. Stefen Says:
    September 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Nice bum! Where ya from!?

  383. joe Says:
    September 19th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

    I got new bed can i try u on it ;)

  384. Miley Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 12:39 am

    Hey Peeps.

    Roses are red Violets are blue i have a crush and its on you

  385. manfred Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 2:25 am

    I lost my virginty. can I have yours??

  386. david Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am

    s your dad a theif (why) cos stole all the stars and put them in your eyes

  387. jsparxxx Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    is that a mirror in your pocket?
    cuz hittin that would be 7 years bad luck

  388. be1 Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm

    lady your are hot! you even make the devil sweat!

  389. James Says:
    September 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm

    hey im going to bed want to go with me

  390. j Says:
    September 22nd, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    knock knock
    whos there
    me wondering why your not naked

  391. claudia Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 11:32 am

    These pick-up lines are so funny and some that i just say awwwwwwwww……………..

  392. gman Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    your like a math problem, subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and multiply the babies

  393. Anonymous Says:
    September 23rd, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    are you a drug, cuz im getting addicted

  394. Kates hot. Says:
    September 24th, 2008 at 11:12 am

    What winks and miakes love likw tiger? **WINK**

  395. Shelby Says:
    September 24th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

    Don’t walk into that building—the sprinklers might go off!

  396. Donald219 Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    Guy- If I could rearrange the alphabet i would put u and i together

    Girl – if i could i would put f and u

  397. Seven Says:
    September 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm

    Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

    Girl, you look so good I wanna put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

    You put the ‘mmmm’ in D@MN!

    Do I pay now or later?

  398. jesse Says:
    September 26th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    do you like to dance? well then can you go dance so i can talk to your friend..

  399. Chuck Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 7:52 am

    I want to be a derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.

    …Not exactly for the average joe; you should probably only use this if both of you have at least taken and remembered calculus.

  400. Anonymous Says:
    September 27th, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Hey wanna play a game? You can play with my Control stick.

  401. Anonymous Says:
    September 28th, 2008 at 1:49 am

    Girl do you beleve in love at first sight? or should I pass by again

  402. nicole Says:
    September 28th, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    My feelings for uou are like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

  403. Jeff Says:
    September 29th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    My daughter bet me I didn’t have the nerve to talk to you.

    I’m taking a survey. Is there any pick up line that would work for me?

    As going out the exit, “Hey I just saw you and look, we’re already going out”

  404. Magic Boy got magic touch Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 5:52 am

    I was looking for a fried around here. He/she couldn’t found but I’m glad I found you. Would you like to be one?

    You remind me of summertime.

    Aren’t you forgetting something? Me?

    I’ve never tried tamales before. Mind if I try one?

    God is being nice to you tonight. So, here I am.
    You got what you wished for.

  405. Surefine Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 5:59 am

    You look better than HD.

    It must be a sin to look that good.

    I’m assuming your name is Gorgeous.

  406. christina Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 8:52 am

    nice shoes, wanna get in bed?

  407. christina Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 8:53 am

    can i get ur number? because im tired of driving by ur house every day.

  408. banana Says:
    September 30th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    yo baby your beautiful i can make you fell gorgeous.

  409. GERALD Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A RIVER A WINTER BREEZE THAT MAKES MY SOUL SHIVER, NO LETS GO TO MY HOUSE AND GET BUSY

  410. dylan Says:
    October 1st, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    i will give u a nickle to tickle my pickle

  411. h Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm

    girl you must of farted because you blew me away

  412. Anonymous Says:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm

    hay ur hott

  413. jessicaR Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    i lost my number…can i have yours?? ;]

  414. Pickline Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Hey i pooped my pants Can i barrow yours

  415. tammy Says:
    October 4th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    is your dress felt? would you like it to be?

  416. Melanie Says:
    October 5th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    I KNOW I DONT HAVE A CHANCE BUT I JUST WANTED TO HEAR AN ANGEL TALK.

    IM A LOVE PIRATE AND IM HERE FOR YOU BOOTY

    LET US LET ONLY LATEX STAND BETWEEN OUR LOVE

  417. Duosport1 Says:
    October 7th, 2008 at 5:58 am

    Guy: Excuse me miss, but you owe me a drink. Girl: oh yeah, why is that? GUY: because when i saw you, I dropped mine.

  418. Z-man Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 3:26 am

    Do you have an X on you..cuz im a pirate and i think i have found my treasure

  419. scott Says:
    October 8th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    Will you have my children? In Fact, you can have them right now. There in the car.

  420. maddiee Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    ARE YOU A SPEEDIN TICKET CAUSE YOU GOT FINE WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU!

    ARE YOU WEARING SPACE PANTS CAUSE YOUR ASS IS OUTA THIS WORLD :)

  421. killian Says:
    October 9th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    if sexy were a crime you’d be on the death row

  422. dating blog Says:
    October 10th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Use my body to pleasure yourself!

  423. Liza Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Do you like pokémon? Because I’d like to take a pikachu.

    ZING. Ha ha ha ha haaaaa.

  424. curious cat Says:
    October 12th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

    very funny lines but some of it were mispelled

  425. JKG Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 12:28 am

    i have tried nearly 50 of these(i stopped cuz one really works)

  426. funboy Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    did you fall from heaven?
    cause that would explain your face…hahaha!

  427. sonny Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    if u were a booger i would totally pick you

  428. Jdog Says:
    October 13th, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    How much does a polar bear weigh…. enough to break the ice…. wanna go to my place

  429. bean Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 8:57 am

    hello my name is pogo wanna jump on my stick

  430. bean Says:
    October 15th, 2008 at 8:59 am

    wanna know what makes the world go around……..
    You do

  431. anonymous Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast??? cause your magically delicious

  432. Jon Says:
    October 16th, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    I feel like a cashier.(Why) because I’ve been checking you out all night.

  433. Ash Says:
    October 18th, 2008 at 4:23 am

    Are you a light switch cause you turn me on?!

  434. Brean&Natalie Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 1:09 am

    EXCUSE ME…. IS THAT A KEG IN YOUR PANTS??? CAUSE I WANNA TAP THAT AZZZZZZZ.

  435. Alex Says:
    October 21st, 2008 at 11:55 am

    are those space pants cause d@mn girl ur @$$ is outta this world

  436. Ricky Says:
    October 22nd, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    gerald totally got that off of fresh prince of bel air. i saw that this morning

  437. unknown Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    Excuse me sweetheart but i was wondering, do you have a boyfriend?,(girl) No?, Do you want one?

  438. random Says:
    October 23rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    U GUYZ R SO SIC DOS ANY OF THIS SH*T ACTRULY WORK ??????????????????????????

  439. Ellie Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Your mom is like home depot she charges 50 cents a screw!

  440. lover Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 8:46 pm

    can i go to the bakery?
    cuz i need a cutie pie just like you

  441. phillybrooklyn Says:
    October 24th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    Do you know what they say about people have big feet???they have big sox!!!!!!!!!!

  442. molly Says:
    October 25th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    how bout this one

    nice shirt, it would look better on my bedroom floor

  443. Jake Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access. ;)

  444. dominicano Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 1:29 am

    let me see ur shirt, i knew it.. made in heaven

  445. drtydutchman Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 8:27 am

    Wow all these years the bible has been wrong. It said god rested on the 7th day but he couldn’t have he was too busy creating you.

  446. Andy Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

    Nice legs, What time do they open??

  447. aldkfja;flj Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    i would love it if guys said this to me;)

  448. jacob Says:
    October 29th, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    wanna have sex and order a pizza?

  449. pepe Says:
    October 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    you have something on your ass..what?.. my eyes

  450. Brandon Says:
    October 31st, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    Excuse me miss im not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if your backing that much ass.

  451. thomasleong Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    aren’t you tired ? U have been running on my mind the whole night !

  452. Angela and Joyce Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    So when do u change into ur birthday suitt ???

  453. Angela and Joyce Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 6:57 pm

    u wanna be my mountain cuz’ i wanna climb all over yu

  454. Angela and Joyce Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    wanna be my roller coaster becuz ur full of twists and turns.

  455. Angela and Joyce Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 7:00 pm

    i wish u were a poster so i could stare at u all day.

  456. mystery Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 10:36 pm

    you:theres something wrong with your hand(guy/girl): what? (you: im not holding it

  457. ... Says:
    November 1st, 2008 at 10:39 pm

    doesnt matter how small it is it depends on how you use it

  458. Loafage. Says:
    November 3rd, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    (Start to cry)
    Girl:Whats wrong?
    You: I love you

    =]

  459. Eggroll Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    Can I smell your poop?

  460. Mike Says:
    November 4th, 2008 at 10:49 pm

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see me in your pants.

  461. allyson :) Says:
    November 5th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    omggg.
    uhh is there a light switch on my forehead??
    cause everytime i see you you turn me on:))
    .. :PP

  462. Jamie Hodeeny Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Boy: Did you know that their Is a million cells in your body?

    Girl: Yeah

    Boy: want some more inside of you?

  463. leelee Says:
    November 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    hahahahahah funny sh*t

  464. John Says:
    November 7th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    you must be good at math, cuz u just solved all my problems.

  465. asdsa Says:
    November 9th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    lol i love these

  466. Christine Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    good ones:

    you are finer than granulated sugar

    I hear you’re a pirate captain. do you put your parrot on THIS shoulder (put hand on closest shoulder) or THIS shoulder (put arm around and hold other shoulder)?

    How much does a polar bear weigh?
    enough to break the ice.

    if anybody uses these, you can always say ‘my karate instructor says i can’t date till i’m 30′
    works every time

  467. bucky Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    they do not work

  468. pat Says:
    November 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    i c u have cowboy boots on thats good bc u gonna do alot of riding tonight!!!

  469. popo Says:
    November 11th, 2008 at 10:03 am

    do you wash your pants with windex cause i can see myself in them. those clothes look good on you, theyed look better on my bedroom floor.

  470. Allyson Paige:] Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

    Do you know karate?? ..Cause dang girl your body sure is kickin!

  471. Ejay Agnes Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 8:39 pm

    The spaces between your fingers were created so others could fill them in (GIVE THEM YOUR HAND).

  472. joe shaw Says:
    November 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm

    these comments are funny although I can’t imagin anybody actually using them so all the people who say theydon’t work are the people who went on the internet and looked up pickup lines, tried them on girls/boys and obviously didn’t succed its time to try something else

    mack attack makes me smile

  473. *vanna* Says:
    November 13th, 2008 at 7:15 pm

    i swear my hubbie got on here and used some of these.

    he coulda never figured them out himself…

    ….lol….

  474. Roxon Says:
    November 14th, 2008 at 11:45 am

    If you were a pokemon, i would superpoke you ;)

  475. Rawr Says:
    November 15th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    I have a pen and you have a number. Think of the possibilities…

  476. juliii Says:
    November 16th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    is there a ninja in your pants? cause your ass is kickin!

  477. rennnn Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    i love these :D
    but i have a good one:

    Hey, I’ve seen you before, your picture was in the dictionary right under the definition of hot ;D

  478. bugstinkle Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Is your father a baker cause u got nice bunssss!!!

  479. cody Says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    i would buy you a drink..but i would be jealous of the glass.

  480. mac daddy Says:
    November 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 am

    Guy: Roses are red violets are blue, hachoo!(sneeze),
    Girl: bless you,
    Guy:yes dats true

  481. Euan Says:
    November 23rd, 2008 at 8:12 am

    Was your dad a lumberjack cause every time i see you i get wood.

  482. NAKK Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 11:31 am

    hey you look familiar, have i seen you in my bed before

  483. The G Says:
    November 25th, 2008 at 1:46 pm

    -were u talking to me?
    -No
    - Oh then please start.

  484. Bobbi Says:
    November 26th, 2008 at 10:34 pm

    *Girl eating skittles*
    Boy:Are you eating skittles?
    Girl:Yea.You wana taste the rainbow?

  485. jordan seg Says:
    November 28th, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    life without you is like life without a pencil thereisint any point

  486. Jen B. Says:
    November 29th, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

    Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

    Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    you look like my next boyfriend.

  487. lovely girl Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 3:24 am

    H.O.T spells u

  488. anon Says:
    November 30th, 2008 at 11:24 pm

    I tried some of these out, but they never seem to work. Got any others?

  489. g Says:
    December 1st, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    Can oyu please tell your ass to stop staring at my eyes

  490. adam Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 am

    I wish we worked in a silverware factory, cause I’d make spoons with you all day.

  491. dumazzbythches Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    *** stupid head dont worry ill fix it for you****

    Life without you is like life with a broken pencil, there is no point!

  492. John Clegg Says:
    December 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 pm

    SL_T all I need is U.

  493. smith Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    that’s a cute outfit, but it would look nicer in a pile on my floor

  494. bandgeek Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    shall i kidnap you to the s.s.love?

  495. brenda.[♥] Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    if lovee is stupid.
    then i stupid youu.
    i stupid youu alexis.!
    <33

  496. Aidan Says:
    December 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm

    I’m Peter Pan and I’ll take you to Neverland.

  497. zak Says:
    December 7th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

    cupid called he wants my heart back

  498. theLoveDoctor Says:
    December 8th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

    Im not saying your a dog or anything.. but do you wanna bone?

  499. regina Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 12:41 am

    i lost my teddy bear. will you sleep with me?

  500. Scared Person Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 10:25 am

    What is up with the CHLOROFORM jokes they are extremely scary.

  501. juz that d00d Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    can i see your whispering eye?

  502. bish ash nija Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    hi

  503. bish ash nija Says:
    December 9th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    can i write your name on your forehead in case i forget whose name i will be screaming tonight and the rest of the week

  504. Anonymous Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written ALL over you.

  505. Anonymous Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    You’re so sweet you put Hersheys out of buisness!

  506. jamine Says:
    December 10th, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    gigitty gigitty lets have sex

  507. phil mike hunt Says:
    December 11th, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    who ya gonna bang

  508. beyatch Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    if i only rearrange the alphabet i will put U and I together

  509. Anonymous Says:
    December 12th, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Do you have a mirror in your pants cause I can see my self in them

  510. Anonymousx3 Says:
    December 13th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    i work at les schwab tires , ill make getting there safer. :]

  511. simonerboner Says:
    December 14th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    Im not feeling myself today, may I feel you?

  512. Big D Says:
    December 16th, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    I know the owner of this place

  513. cody Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 2:44 am

    nice legs what time they open

  514. Anonymous Says:
    December 17th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    you’re ugly, but you intrigue me.

  515. hopeless romantica Says:
    December 18th, 2008 at 10:18 am

    a night sky without stars is like a day when you arent with me

    my love for you is like the universe: never ending and full of mystery

    the world stops spinning when i’m with u

    i need you like armpits need deodorant

    i need you like sex needs an orgasm

  516. Someone Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 1:56 am

    Want to come to my place for pizza and sex?
    (Wait for her response: no)
    What?! You don’t like pizza?

  517. troyczaja Says:
    December 19th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    you must be on color guard cause you make my flag rise.

  518. Anonymous Says:
    December 21st, 2008 at 8:53 pm

    wow people need to learn whats a good pick up line and what isnt

  519. Ann Jarjis Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 4:57 pm

    there is no i in slut but there is a u

  520. that guy Says:
    December 23rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    diarreah is like my love for you, i cant hold on much longer

  521. random Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    are you a zebra, cuz im diggin your stripes!!!

  522. random Says:
    December 25th, 2008 at 8:48 pm

    if you were a tree and i were a squirrel…..

  523. charlie!!!!!!!!!! Says:
    December 26th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you’re the bomb!

  524. planet mars Says:
    December 28th, 2008 at 7:30 pm

    “my girl goes to subway cuz she likes it fresh”
    “yeah? well my girl goes to quiznos. she likes it toasted.”

  525. FUNNYMAN:) Says:
    December 29th, 2008 at 11:20 am

    u would get punched if u said this stuff!! jkjk

  526. danny Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 2:10 am

    im hot and your hot lets make it hot

  527. someone fit Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    sorry to bother you but i just want to know is your name as gorgeous as you?! (;

  528. playaplaya Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    instead of buying skittles to taste the rainbow y dont u just kiss my lips

  529. playaplaya Says:
    December 30th, 2008 at 8:28 pm

    hey heres a dime cuz ur a perfect 10

  530. Christina Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 6:55 am

    For all the ladies. Some of these do work for us to use.LOL. I’ve used a few and they are funny. Catch those men off guard.

  531. kelly Says:
    December 31st, 2008 at 10:29 pm

    have you had lucky charms lately? cause you are looking magically delisious

    have you had campells chicken noodle soup lately? cause you are looking mm’mm’ good!

  532. Anonymous Says:
    January 1st, 2009 at 10:05 pm

    If i were to ask you for sex would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

  533. badz Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 am

    I’m your rexona! I wont let you down!

  534. aj;lkhg Says:
    January 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    wuts cookin good lookin

  535. Anonymous Says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    I wish i was death so that one day i could take you away forever

  536. K.Benner Says:
    January 4th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    HAHA YO BEST ONE>>> THERE ARE SKITTLES IN MY MOUTH… WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW???? HAHA. i madeout with some chick in skool with that. we got busted and detention. haha. good times….

  537. Senoj Says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    can we skip the boring stuff ?

  538. pimpzalot Says:
    January 5th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Baby, did you fall from Heaven?
    …because I would really like to have sex tonight.

    Baby is that a keg in your back pocket???
    Cuz I would really like to tap dat azz!

    Hey sweet thang, were your parents brother and sister? Because your special

  539. lauraa Says:
    January 7th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    are you a pokemon? cuz damnn id like to peek-at-choo!

  540. boxie Says:
    January 9th, 2009 at 2:30 am

    The word of the day is “legs” so lets go back to my place and spread the word!

  541. Serena Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Wanna be in a movie?

  542. wanna FU(K Says:
    January 18th, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    i lost my puppy i think he went into that cheep motel over there in room 69 wanna help me find him?

  543. v L3G1T v Says:
    January 19th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

    u must be cold becuz ur definetly not hot!

  544. Extravagent Says:
    January 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am

    (get tounge twisted)sorry, i get tounge twisted when i’s around beautiful a women.

  545. Extravagent Says:
    January 20th, 2009 at 9:46 am

    (get tounge twisted)sorry, i get tounge twisted when im around beautiful a women.

  546. Kirstie Says:
    January 26th, 2009 at 8:42 pm

    is your name daisy, because i want to plant you right here.

  547. sexii bottoms Says:
    January 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    -i think we should be lab partners because you and i have chemistry.

  548. Anonymous Says:
    January 28th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle
    I’ll give you a dime if you take your time
    I’ll give you a dollar if you make me holla

  549. amanda hugnkiss (a man to hug and kiss) Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    do like pokemon ‘cos i would like to poke-your-mum

  550. amanda hugnkiss (a man to hug and kiss) Says:
    February 2nd, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    (if you dont like the girl)
    you look like a million bucks, green and wrinkly

  551. Anonymous Says:
    February 4th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Are you a nail cuz i wanna nail you on my house

  552. BRIAN Says:
    February 9th, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    UR A LOT LIKE CINGULAR … U KEEP RAISING MY BAR

  553. Jazz Says:
    February 15th, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    “Hey,you got something on your a**!

    Guy:Huh?What is it?

    My eyes.Give me those digits!”

  554. jonnyboy Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    You wanna shag, or do I owe you an apology?

  555. jonnyboy Says:
    February 18th, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Wanna go get a pizza and shag? What’s wrong? You don’t like pizza?

  556. Foltzy Says:
    February 19th, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Does your Dad work at Pepsi? Because you’ve got some great cans.

  557. joe Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    lets get some pizza and go scre* (when they say no) what u dont like pizza

  558. joe Says:
    February 23rd, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    HOLY CRAP WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?!?!?!? or did u just rock my world

  559. Anonymous Says:
    February 24th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Hey Paige your hot!

  560. ashton Says:
    February 25th, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    (tell them to hold their hand out) (then grab it and say…)

    ok say theres a river in the middle of your hand (draw line with finger)

    and there is a bunny rabit on one side trying to get to the other (point were bunny is)

    how is he going to do that?

    (when she/he says i dont know say…)

    me neither i just wanted to hold you hand.

  561. LeRoy Says:
    February 26th, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    I fell down and bumped my head when you walked into the room so i need your name and number for insurance reasons

  562. ryan Says:
    March 4th, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Im gonna go outside and make out – wanna join me ?

  563. Harrison Says:
    March 4th, 2009 at 6:41 pm

    GET IN THE VAN!

  564. Calcal Says:
    March 5th, 2009 at 2:37 am

    If you were a booger ild pick you first

  565. ???? Says:
    March 7th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I cut my finger, will you kiss it better? *kiss* I cut my lip.

    Do my shoes match my eyes? *looks up and down* You just checked me out

  566. lol Says:
    March 8th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    Were YOu talking to me?
    HER: No

    Well then please start

  567. Chris Says:
    March 12th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    heck thats a lotta comments

  568. Anonymous Says:
    March 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm

    if i had a flower for everytime i thought of you i’d be lost in a garden

  569. Deuce Says:
    March 18th, 2009 at 12:37 am

    Why are you not in the kitchen!?

  570. netnet Says:
    March 19th, 2009 at 4:57 am

    are you an alien?

    ’cause you invaded my heart…

    yan ang mga banat..

  571. Tyler Says:
    March 19th, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    My friends call me Tyler. But you can call me tonight.

  572. Sandy Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 12:24 am

    I’ll be Burger King and you’ll be McDonalds.
    I’ll have my way and you’ll be loving it.

  573. Riki Says:
    March 20th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    hi, my name is (your name here). you’re gonna need to know that cuz you’re gonna be screaming it later tonight.

  574. darian aka pimpin pimpin Says:
    March 21st, 2009 at 9:07 pm

    point to girls butt and say is this seat taken

  575. Anaesthalia Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 3:15 am

    You want a raisin? No? How about a date, 7 PM Saturday night?

  576. anonymous Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    are you on color guard, cuz you just made me present my colors…lol

  577. smalpecker Says:
    March 22nd, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Girl- Hey whats your Name?
    Guy-Maxwellhouse
    Girl-Maxwellhouse?
    Guy-Yep,Cause I grind so Fine!!

  578. sami Says:
    March 24th, 2009 at 9:06 am

    u must be a bag of HOT cheetos cuz ur flammin hot

  579. kayla Says:
    March 25th, 2009 at 9:11 am

    Roses are red violets are blue ,
    i have hurpies now so do you .

  580. jasmine garcia Says:
    March 26th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    hey did you fart because you blew me away!!!

  581. Mc.Loving ;) Says:
    March 27th, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    I was listing all the reason why I love you with each star, I was doing great till I ran of out stars.

  582. gfg Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Damn girl, your eyes are as blue as the atlantic ocean, and right now i’m lost at sea!

  583. youarealljealousofmybutt Says:
    March 29th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    soo…come here often?

  584. shlbybby Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    if i told u my name is security, would we need protection?

    hi im pogo. wanna jump on my stick??

  585. Anonymous Says:
    March 30th, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    you guys should notuse those pickup lines just saying

  586. Samantha Says:
    March 31st, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

  587. Kyle Says:
    April 1st, 2009 at 6:59 pm

    You guys are hilarious, by the way these pick up lines do not work, maybe it would make a funny joke and make the girl laugh, but if you’re planning on doing this on a girl you never met, good luck..
    Also everyone on this website has terrible grammer.

  588. Melissa Says:
    April 2nd, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    if you where a library book i would check you out :)

    oh no! im choking i need mouth to mouth!

    if you were words on a page youd be fine print

    Can i have directions…..to your heart

    (grab the persons butt) and than say “is this seat taken?”

    I play the field looks like i just hit a homerun with you! ;)

  589. Your mom Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 am

    Are you a general, because my privite is standing at attention

  590. Amberr Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    If you were a gear i would grind with youu all day

  591. Vaibhavi Says:
    April 3rd, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    i was born in romania thats why i’m so romantic!

  592. Anonymous Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    if you were a pokemon i’d choose you!

  593. Michael Jackson Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 8:36 pm

    Lfe without you is lke a broken pencil
    pointless

  594. Michael Jackson Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 8:40 pm

    Hey wanna go sit on my deck?

  595. Sadie Shill Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Love is a sensation,
    Caused by a temptation,
    To feel penetration,
    A guy sticks his location,
    In a girl’s destrination,
    To increase the population,
    or the next generation,
    Did you get my explnation ?,
    Or do you need a demonstration ? . ! :)

  596. kOREYson Says:
    April 4th, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    i lost my teddybear. can i sleep with you tonight?

  597. kOREYson Says:
    April 5th, 2009 at 12:07 am

    your parents must be asses because you are the shit!

  598. Michael Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    How do you like your eggs in the morning… scrambled or fertilized?

  599. Kandyman Says:
    April 6th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    your homepage…or mine?!

    you look alot like my next girlfriend

    you look like my first wife(how many wifes have u had!?!)… NONE

  600. Fred Shuff Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 1:02 am

    Were you a wrench in your past life? Because every time I see you my nuts tighten up!!!

  601. michaela Says:
    April 7th, 2009 at 11:55 pm

    OI! sleep with me

  602. Fabzilla Says:
    April 8th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    Can you hold my jacket? “why?” So i can go and get you a drink!

  603. Dave Says:
    April 11th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    Guy: Did you just grab my ass?
    Girl: No
    Guy: Why not?

  604. Jackem Says:
    April 12th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Do u think u could tell me the time? I would do it myself, but i cant stop looking in your eyes

  605. Anonymous Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 7:49 am

    The one with the polar bear was the most impressive!! ;))

  606. skoal 123 Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    girl u must be hafe fish cus u ar swiming thro me like a fish in the see

  607. Secret Says:
    April 13th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access

    Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

    If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can just sleep until the afternoon

    I’m like chocolate pudding. I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be

    Love is a sensation caused by a temptation to feel the penetration when a guy sticks his location in the girls destination to increase the population to the next generation. Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?

  608. forensic file f******* Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    my name is rizzloe

  609. forensic file f******* Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 9:45 am

    did i see you in that PORNO?

  610. theo Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    GUY:Hey sweets did you know the book of revelations had only 4 great words in it? Girl:No..really? Guy: Yes ” You, Me Together Forever”.

  611. potatoluv Says:
    April 18th, 2009 at 9:21 am

    lol. hi.

  612. Jack-gough Says:
    April 20th, 2009 at 7:38 am

    are you jamican cuz baby you ja-make-in me Crazzy!!

    ohhh spin doctor

  613. maggie Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    guy:do you have a keg in your pants?
    girl:no
    guy:really, ’cause i’d like to tap that.
    :) &&
    guy:my magic watch says you don’t have any pants on.
    girl:yes i do.
    guy:danngg must be fifteen minutes fast.
    :)
    haha,

  614. mike Says:
    April 21st, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    It’s a good think your not carrying around a can of propane because the sparkle in your eye might set it off.

  615. kap Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 5:25 am

    People should do a CTRL+F and search a word or 2 from their line because the same ones appeared over and over which was a shame =\ and some people should proof read their comments because the english was bad.

    Most of these were good, made me laugh at least, lol but I doubt they’ll work unless you’re just having a laugh.

    the one about the bunny (#559) was probably the best.

  616. untitled Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    so…not to be hating
    but i think people need to read some of these
    before they put their own
    because there are so many repeats
    it’s making me crazy!

  617. Courtney Says:
    April 22nd, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

  618. jason-tank Says:
    April 23rd, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    nice shoes lets do it

  619. iskrayz yo Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 5:59 am

    are you a pokemon? cause i choose you :P

  620. happy Says:
    April 24th, 2009 at 8:49 pm

    you guys are sick

  621. Marcus Peeples Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 2:29 am

    guy- Hey I tryed calling you last night
    isn’t ur number 6926435

    girl-what makes you think thats my number?

    guy-Cause it spells out myangel

  622. bec Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 7:32 am

    id by u a drink but i would get jealouse of the straw

  623. Rawr! Says:
    April 25th, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    If I told yew, yew had a hot body would yew hold it agasint me cause Im cold ;p

  624. Steven Says:
    April 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Walk up to a girl and ask her to dance, if she says no, you say, “You misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants!”

  625. anonymously here?? Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    how are you pulling off that style… that outfit looks great on you … but… it would look better on my floor ;)

  626. Daniel Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Walk up to a girl and say hi im an astronaut and my next mission is to explore ur anus

  627. viking Says:
    April 27th, 2009 at 11:28 pm

    if you were dna i would be heilicase so i could unzip your genes

  628. kassandra Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    iv’ve seen you before oh well at least in my dreams

  629. kassandra Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    ive been dreaming about being with you can you make my dream come true

  630. GaRy Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    u guys need to lern how to talk to wemen and then u goy saying these dumb ones and u wonder yy they don’t like u

  631. kg Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    did u fart, because you blew me away

  632. Esai Says:
    April 30th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    Ask her parents “Can I borrow your car keys? Cause my back seat is to small.”

  633. Anonymous Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    Girl if you were a Buger you’d be the first one I’d pick

  634. bbygrl Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 10:15 pm

    If I were a skateboard, I’d grind on you all night.

  635. Lisa Says:
    May 3rd, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    These are great for a laugh and all, but seriously, guys, if you want to meet a good woman, just be nice and try some normal conversation.

  636. i Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 10:31 am

    Guy :do you want it
    Girl: want what
    Guy: my virginity

  637. Ben dOver Says:
    May 5th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Would you like me to butter your biscuit? :)

  638. Cupcake Says:
    May 8th, 2009 at 8:12 pm

    Hey baby, I noticed you noticin’ me, so I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.

  639. jane Says:
    May 9th, 2009 at 11:58 am

    are you pokemon?
    because i wanna peak-at-chu xD

  640. migs Says:
    May 10th, 2009 at 5:41 am

    baby if ever you and i break up ill help you move on. just go to google go to the search box and type ”tips on how to move on” goodluck:))

  641. jessy Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    you make my floppydisk go hardrive.

  642. Nobody Says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 12:27 am

    Are you Jamaican cos’ your jaMAKIN’ me CRAZY !

  643. JENN AND ALLY. Says:
    May 15th, 2009 at 10:47 am

    omg, these are the best pickup lines, totallllly suppper doooooooooper!!!!!!!!!!1

  644. Jason Fields Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 12:22 am

    May 16th, 2009 at 12:21 am

    START BY LOOKING AT LOOK AT YOUR WATCH
    Women; are you late for a date
    Man; no my watch has this new feature where talks to me
    Woman; really what is it saying
    Man; well its telling me your not wearing any panties
    Women; well your watch is wrong
    Man; yeah, your right dang watch must be an hour fast

  645. Bailey B. Says:
    May 16th, 2009 at 8:16 am

    Guy: If i could rearange the alphabet i wud put u and i together

    Girl: i like it the way it is with n and o together

  646. Cynthiaa Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    Wanna make millions?

    [Sure.]

    Millions of Babies!
    ——————–
    I’m going outside to make out.
    Care to join me?
    ——————–
    haha funny stuff.

  647. Cynthiaa Says:
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Giant Polar Bear!
    [What?]
    Oh, it’s just an icebreaker.
    Hi, my name is..
    —————-
    [Change name according to gender]
    Eric! Wow! How’ve you been. [Give big hug]
    Wow! I haven’t seen you in forever!
    [Give big kiss]
    You’ve changed so much!
    Them: I’m not Eric..
    You changed your name too!?

  648. Yummmm Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Are you a theif? cause u just stole my heart!

    >>INsert name here<< (NATTY!) thts the name i will be screaming later on ;)

  649. J-Rel Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 12:53 am

    hi my name is Pogo. Wanna jump on my stick? :D

  650. mr91092 Says:
    May 22nd, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    If you were a new burger at McDonalds youd be the McGorgeous!

  651. Ali Says:
    May 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    Will you hold my pint while i go for a sh1t?

    If she says yes shes a keeper ;) lol

  652. Chrissy Poo Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Do you like cocoa puffs? cuz i would go coo coo for you!

  653. Anonymous Says:
    May 27th, 2009 at 6:21 am

    you got boobs!

  654. u'll never no Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 7:01 am

    is ur beaver hungry coz i got some wood to feed it…

  655. Jessica_420 Says:
    June 1st, 2009 at 10:28 am

    these are very funny but if a guy came up to me & said over half of these i would just die laffing!!!LOL

  656. cisco Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    do you work at the lumberyard? cause you just gave me wood!

  657. kasey Says:
    June 3rd, 2009 at 5:47 pm

    to the world you are one person but to me you are the world…… now lets make a new species gigitty gigitty

  658. Andy Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

    I put the STD in STUD now all i need is U!!

  659. Anonymous Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    :) i’m going to use these to freak people out

  660. Anonymous Says:
    June 4th, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
    Christmas.

  661. Jonah Says:
    June 5th, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    -Want to know what i will be doing tonight?
    -What?
    -You!!!!!!!!!

  662. Anonymous Says:
    June 6th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Is your dad a terrorist? Cos’ babe you’re the bomb!

  663. MaddyXD Says:
    June 11th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

    are you a light switch?
    cause’ you turn me on.

  664. cr@zii_b3@utifulll Says:
    June 14th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    do you clean you pants wit windex…cuz i can see me in them.

    you must be going to hell… its gotta be a sin to be that hot.

  665. Kev Says:
    June 16th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    GET IN THE VAN!!!!!!

  666. TomHanks Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    I hope you like reptiles, because I have one big snake.

  667. Brad j Says:
    June 28th, 2009 at 12:12 am

    You must be my sargent, becuase you have my privates on attention.

  668. Madeline Says:
    June 30th, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    (Boy) You look just like my 5th girlfriend (Girl) How many have you had? (Boy) 4.

  669. honey Says:
    July 1st, 2009 at 8:35 am

    cool pick up lines keep rocking!

  670. Davies Says:
    July 3rd, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Hey girl if red bull gives me wings then you make me fly

    if i was a stray dog i would follow you home and make you my master

  671. Keeley Says:
    July 5th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Is your last name ruth? Because you’re a babe!!

  672. annomis Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 3:03 pm

    nice pick up lines but not taken srsly by my friend.lol

  673. annomis Says:
    July 6th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    hey. my name is(your name). is your name as pretty as your face?

  674. tylar Says:
    July 8th, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    u:is ur fly open?
    person ur picking up: cuz it will be when im around ;)

  675. Sean Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 9:49 am

    If I were Peter Pan you’d be my Happy Thought

  676. Anonymous Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    u must be a mathmatition cause u know u+me=love

  677. anonymous Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    my friends call me (insert name here), but you can call me tonight.

  678. Breizie:) Says:
    July 9th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

    I’ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle. :) haha

    Is yo daddy a pirate?? cuz you coulda fooled me with a booty like that!!

  679. sexy gal Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 1:11 am

    i lost my phone number, can i have yours ?

  680. Dustin Sierra Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Around you I’m like a complex word, long and hard.

    Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

  681. Anonymous Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    k people try ur best to get a girl or a guy and guess what
    i dont know

    lolz

  682. maggie Says:
    July 12th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    yo this will really work so keep it up

    lolz

  683. boredashell Says:
    July 19th, 2009 at 12:04 am

    OMG i wish guys would have the nerve to say SOME of these things. They would make me laugh so hard I’d just have to keep talking to them even if they are incredibly corny. ;)

  684. lmfao. Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    your lips look so lonely – would they like to meet mine?

  685. Seth Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 1:33 am

    weren’t you in transformers? cause your transforming me!

  686. its me silly Says:
    July 24th, 2009 at 7:28 pm

    Remember its not the size of the ship. its the motion of the occean.

  687. john Says:
    July 25th, 2009 at 11:08 pm

    if u were in the draft u will be my first pick

  688. Josh Says:
    July 27th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

  689. dillon Says:
    July 28th, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    you must be a farmer .Cuz you have some nice calves

  690. Anonymous Says:
    August 3rd, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    i took a bunch of these and went up to som random chicks and said em. man, i got about every reaction you can get. most of em laughed

  691. roji Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 10:35 am

    hey, u r the second best thing i have ever seen in my life!( girl!…giving and interesting look to know which one is the 1st) you with an extra fair of wings…in my dreams!

  692. roji Says:
    August 7th, 2009 at 10:36 am

    hey, u r the second best thing i have ever seen in my life!( girl!…giving an interesting look to know which one is the 1st) you with an extra fair of wings…in my dreams!

  693. Jamie Says:
    August 18th, 2009 at 5:24 pm

    Here’s one-

    guy-You just dropped something.
    Girl-what’d i drop?
    guy-My jaw (;

  694. Craig Newby Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 6:14 am

    Guy: Hey your on my list ;P
    Lass: What list?
    Guy: My To-Do list :)

  695. Rainie Says:
    August 25th, 2009 at 6:23 am

    Hey Baby,Iam the man of steel and your my magnet

  696. T Diddy P Dogg Says:
    August 28th, 2009 at 2:03 am

    Are you legs sore, coz uv been running thru my mind all day

  697. Unkown Says:
    September 2nd, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Hey good lookin’ what you got cookin’? Want some hot Itaian Sasauge?

  698. Catlover Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 7:45 am

    Hi, I’m Jack. Wanna see my Beanstalk?

    If you’re Snow White, I can assure you, I ain’t no Dwarf …

    If you’re Cinderella, wanna dance at my ball?

    Hi, I’m Quasimodo, can I hunch on your back?

  699. Chris Says:
    September 3rd, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    The spelling mistakes of some of you guys is funnier than the actual pick up lines!

  700. Mel Says:
    September 4th, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    My name is justin..justincredable

  701. Ryan Says:
    September 8th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    woo, i just finished working out and i need to take a shower….wanna come?

  702. fritz Says:
    September 11th, 2009 at 12:29 am

    its very very good !!
    i love it !!
    grrrrr

  703. VietShiiiet Says:
    September 23rd, 2009 at 2:05 am

    My names _________ but you can call me tonight ;)

  704. Anonymous Says:
    September 26th, 2009 at 2:27 am

    i may not be Fred Flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock

  705. john Says:
    September 27th, 2009 at 4:59 am

    If i could rearrange the alphabets, i’d put U an I together

  706. Kaci Says:
    September 29th, 2009 at 10:00 am

    My mom told me to tell you you look pretty today, but God told me not to lie!!!

  707. Kayleeeeigh Says:
    September 30th, 2009 at 4:48 am

    is there an airport round here ? or is my heart just taking off l

    lolool

  708. bianca Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    was that an earthquake? or did you just rock my world? ;]

  709. scatergirl Says:
    October 1st, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    life is tough if you rnt going to give me a chance can i borrow your helmet

  710. Max Says:
    October 4th, 2009 at 10:48 am

    Excuse me, have u seen my white horse?

  711. Nohemi Says:
    October 5th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    are you parent a**holes cause you the sh*t

  712. Sammi ;] Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    u a light switch?
    cause i wanna turn you on ;]

  713. shannon Says:
    October 6th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    If u were a booger I would pick u first

    u kno sweets, my lips wont kiss themselves!

    I may not b fred flinstone but i can sure make ur bed rock!

  714. Kelli Says:
    October 10th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  715. jeff Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    i have some skittles in my pants! wanna taste the rainbow?

  716. tay Says:
    October 13th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Guy: were late! Girl: for what? Guy: our date!

  717. Emma Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Hey, is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

  718. Emma Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Your parents must be ass cheeks, cus you’re the shit!

  719. Her Says:
    October 14th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water. :)

  720. afshan Says:
    October 16th, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Boys are like roses, you gotta watch out for the pricks!

  721. Tory Says:
    October 18th, 2009 at 3:10 am

    You may not be a car, but i sure would let you park in my garage.

  722. Anonymous Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 1:35 am

    i would so fall for these pick up lines
    haha they are so funi…

  723. ken Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 8:37 am

    do u have a keg in ur pants bc id really like to tap that ass

  724. foshizzle Says:
    October 20th, 2009 at 12:14 am

    Hey baby, the word of the day is legs, so let’s go upstairs and spread the word…

  725. grizzle Says:
    October 20th, 2009 at 12:16 am

    Let’s make like carpenters, first we get hammered, then I nail you

  726. Jay Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    if u were my pill, i’d be overdosing everytime.

  727. Jay Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    read my palm and tell me what do u see?? – nothing- EXACTLY.. i told u love is blind.

  728. Jay Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    im having problems breathing… u took my breath away.

  729. FatCat Security Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 7:10 am

    Only a few comments written is good to be used to pickup a woman

    Some will scare them away

    Most of them are usable to use against someone you knew already.

  730. Ricky Says:
    October 24th, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    Did you fart? because you just blew me away.

  731. Chris Says:
    October 26th, 2009 at 8:50 pm

    “Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes”

  732. Anonymous Says:
    October 27th, 2009 at 5:37 am

    is your dad a terrorist?
    Coz you da bomb babyy

  733. banngers an mash Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    are those space pants you’ve go on cause that ass is out of this world

  734. ErikaIp Says:
    October 28th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Did u get a parking ticket cuzzzzz u got fine written ALL over you!!!! lol….

  735. blue eyed girl Says:
    October 29th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    *whenever i see you my heart races. i hope i win 1st place.

    *i thought about introducing you to my sister, but im not that generous.

    *am i cute enough yet? or do you need more to drink?

  736. banngers an mash Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    have u got a mirror in ur pants coz i can see myself in them later

  737. haha Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

    (when 2 girls are there walk between them and say) i dont want to go between u or do i

    dang ur hot i would like to wear u as a hockey mask

    nice legs what time do they open

  738. Ez Says:
    November 2nd, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    “do you like apples?”
    “Yeah”
    “OMG I like apples, we should hook up”

  739. Brad M Says:
    November 3rd, 2009 at 3:41 am

    Is your name wilma flinstone becuase you can make my bedrock!

  740. bobedwardfrankIII Says:
    November 3rd, 2009 at 11:58 pm

    My cousin tells me this one all the time
    He puts his arm around my shoulder, and then whispers in my ear, “Its okay baby, Im from Alabama.”

  741. kelstuh Says:
    November 4th, 2009 at 3:27 am

    hey is your dad a terrorist? coz baby your the bomb!

  742. cool c**k Says:
    November 4th, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    im like milk baby , im good for your body

  743. MADISyN Says:
    November 4th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Do you sleep on your stomach? (girl says”no”) can i..

  744. gone ,b bck later Says:
    November 6th, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    did you see the fire works last night they were all(show fire works with hands then make a big one and put arm over shoulder)

  745. shovan pwnz Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 1:09 am

    gone b bck later ur an idiot. its:
    “did u see da fireworks last night? they were THIS big! (puts arms around person)” i was da person who invented dat.
    ;)

  746. loo Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 12:57 am

    how long is your tounge, i just wanna make sure i wont choke on it.

  747. odd1 Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 3:17 am

    I saw you from across the room and passed out and hit my head, so im going to need your name and number…for insurance purposes.

  748. frikkie Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Your eyes are like wrenches, every time I look at them, my nuts tighten…..!

  749. elise Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    your eyes are as blue/green/brown as my toilet water at home

  750. i-love-oscar Says:
    November 15th, 2009 at 11:11 pm

    theese are all so great..love them. my fave is “can i read your t-shirt in brail?”

  751. yeah Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    hey, i lost my teddy bear… can i sleep with you tonight?

  752. RJ Says:
    November 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    nice shoes lets have sex

    walk next to a girl a pretend to trip then say
    did you just trip me cuz i think i fell for you

  753. Lil Popan Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    boy:hey can i take a picture of you? Girl: Why? Boy: because i want Santa to know EXACTLY what I want for Christmas!

  754. PcMac Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    WOah,woah, woah!
    Guys, do not use the
    did u just fart cuz u blew me away
    unless you are best friends with the chick and she knows how you are. :)
    Just a heads up.

  755. PcMac Says:
    November 24th, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    I’m feelin kind of off today,
    Will you turn me on?

  756. Scott Says:
    November 26th, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    Excuse me, are you a fart? because you blow me away.

  757. RebeccaXx Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    If a fat man sneaks into your house at night, and puts you in a bag, Don’t worry, Cause babe, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

  758. Stephen Bassette Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

    Aw, crap! I left all my pickup lines back at home under my bed sheets…Hey, wanna come get ‘em with me? ;)

  759. Jo Says:
    November 29th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    Im just like a train i always pull out on time

  760. yasmeanie Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 4:38 am

    Your body must be from McDonald’s ’cause I’m Lovin’ It!

  761. yasmeanie Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 4:43 am

    Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you’re HOT!
    OR
    You’re so hot you make the Devil sweat!

  762. Adam Says:
    November 30th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Excuse me – Am I dead? I don’t feel dead.. But I must be because only an angel could be as beautiful as you

  763. Smelly Says:
    December 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    do you work at home depot? because you just gave me a 2×4

  764. ryan Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Boy: may i hold your hand
    Girl: no thanks it isnt heavy

  765. ryan Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    girl:say you love me,say you love me
    boy:you love me

  766. ryan Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 1:13 pm

    BOY: will you come out with me this saturday?
    GIRL: sorry im having a headach this weekend

  767. ryan Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    boy: go on dont be shy ;as me out
    girl: okey go out

  768. ryan Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    girl: if we become engaged will you give me a ring
    boy: sure; whats your phone numder?

  769. ryan Says:
    December 4th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    girl: i love you and i could die for you
    boy: how soon

  770. smyth92 Says:
    December 6th, 2009 at 11:12 am

    think of a number between 1-10 (girl answers) u looose take ur top off

  771. hotbaby(: Says:
    December 8th, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    boy: (check her tag on her shirt) just what i thought, made of 100% angel and made in heaven.

  772. BILLY BOB AND JIM MATE. Says:
    December 9th, 2009 at 1:21 am

    damn girl, your looking hot in that dress but i know what will look hotter on you (girl: what?) me.

  773. needsomelove Says:
    December 9th, 2009 at 3:50 pm

    hands her 12 roses 11 real and 1 fake and says
    babe ill be loving you until the last rose dies

  774. Davis Says:
    December 9th, 2009 at 11:32 pm

    Do you work at little seasers because your hot and im ready!!!

  775. Rover Drover! Says:
    December 10th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    Excuse me!
    I have a joke that will make you the hottest babe that ever walked the planet!
    Oh, wait, I see you’ve already heard it!

  776. Rover Drover! Says:
    December 10th, 2009 at 1:32 am

    There was this one time… at band camp…

  777. Vando Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    Damnn..you so fine..I wanna pour milk on you and make you part of my commplete breakfast.

  778. tiffany Says:
    December 11th, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    nicee;
    i would so fall for most of these :)
    they’re so cute & corny ;P<3

  779. Carly Miller Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    I’m like milk, baby. I’ll do your body good.

  780. Carly Miller Says:
    December 12th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    hey baby, i’m like Domino’s. 30 minutes or it’s free. ;)

    baby let me be your santa, and you can be my ho, ho, ho. ;)

  781. sexxxkittenn[; Says:
    December 13th, 2009 at 3:42 pm

    when do your legs open?

    never!!!

    good.
    cause your ugly!

  782. Tristan Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 9:03 am

    are you from tennessee ’cause you’re the only ten I see

  783. Tristan Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 9:05 am

    take love, multiply it by infinity, take it down to the depths of forever and you’ll only see a fraction of what i feel for you

  784. Tristan Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    nicey nice

  785. kara Says:
    December 14th, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    ask a girl..”hey, do you wanna dance?” if she says no say..”oh no, sorry, you must have missunderstood me. i said..your ass looks fat in those pants”

  786. Tim, Says:
    December 16th, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    What time do you have to be back in heaven?

  787. JoeyJuxtapose Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 1:09 am

    Are your feet tired?
    (Girl replies no)
    Oh, cause i’ve been following you for awhile and mine are

    my father used to beat me-can i get your number?
    ^^it worked once^^

  788. JoeyJuxtapose Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 1:19 am

    On a scale of 1 to 10-can i have your number?

    Im lost-can i have your number?
    (girl replies “isnt it i lost my number can i have yours”)
    no cause when i say it this way we get lost in conversation

  789. Gabby Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Let’s play spin the bottle — just me and you.

  790. Gilbert Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Are you a man?

  791. Bobby Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    hay u are on fire is that just me

  792. Bobby Says:
    December 17th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

    hay u wanna rock with a rock star if u know wat i am saying

  793. michael Says:
    December 18th, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Are you an Archeologist cause I want you to see my bone

  794. chicken Says:
    December 19th, 2009 at 4:26 am

    do you like cheese ???

  795. duece Says:
    December 20th, 2009 at 4:16 am

    are your parents retarded cuz ur pretty special

  796. duece Says:
    December 20th, 2009 at 4:42 am

    did you just flip the switch cuz u turned me on

  797. Dillweed Says:
    December 20th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    I was reading pickup lines on the internet when i realized all i want to do is hump like rabbits. You game?

  798. the true playa Says:
    December 24th, 2009 at 12:49 am

    girl you good like chicken on rice :P

  799. elissa and cassie Says:
    December 26th, 2009 at 12:58 am

    were going out tomarow to play snow football with some friends were gonna take turns trying these let you all know wich ones worked…and the diariah one is a no goo but this one was our favorite

    if i asked you for sex would your answer be the same as the answer to this question it took me a minute to get it but its 1 am you could expect that

  800. jmack Says:
    December 26th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    can u help me go to the bathroom my dr. sayed i cant lift hevy things

  801. Wizzzards Says:
    December 29th, 2009 at 11:39 am

    (Guy) Hey you wanna dance…
    (Girl) NO!
    (Guy) Oh I’m sorry, you must have miss understood me. I said you look fat in those pants…

    I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now. They’re out in the car.

    This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for a love machine.

    Can I buy you a drink? I promise it will make me look better.

    Can I lick that film off your teeth?

    Love is like peeing on yourself: Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.

    Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together…
    Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put F and U together. But for now I’d rather leave it as it is with N and O together… Get it? Now leave before I rearrange your face…

    My magic watch says you don’t have any underwear on. (She says: “Yes I do!”). Oh damn, it must be 15 minutes fast.

  802. Anonymous Says:
    December 30th, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2

  803. Grammar Snob. Says:
    December 31st, 2009 at 1:41 am

    You are all illiterate, but hysterical.
    Props, kind of.

  804. flubisabeast Says:
    January 3rd, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Hey, i don’t believe we have met before. My name is Spongebob and I want to live in your Bikini Bottom.

  805. iCumonu2nit Says:
    January 5th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    if we play baseball together, we will b the first to reach 2nd base

  806. Ish Says:
    January 6th, 2010 at 9:11 pm

    I miss my teddy bear…will you sleep with me?

  807. frito Says:
    January 7th, 2010 at 9:37 am

    i lost my virginity…can i have yours?

  808. ash Says:
    January 8th, 2010 at 3:32 am

    hey baby, i got a new bed wanna help me break it in?

  809. twitch Says:
    January 8th, 2010 at 8:21 am

    hey my buddy over there wanted me to come over here and ask.
    do you think im cute?

  810. RZA Says:
    January 8th, 2010 at 9:50 pm

    Sooo…. You’re a girl, huh?

  811. Cutieepiee =) Says:
    January 12th, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, but a kiss ain’t a kiss without some tongue. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some excersize. ;) Worked on me. haha

  812. Hannah Says:
    January 14th, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    What’s your first name(girl says first name) WOW that goes great with my last name!!!!!:) :) :):):):)

  813. marcelious Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    is yo daddy a mechanic cus u got the most finely tunned body ive ever seen!!!!!

    ur cute, im cute, together were 2cute

    bab, u so sweet u would put hersheys out of buisness!!!!!

    unless u have a twin sister u r the most beautiful woman on da plannet

    hey, come over and we can play pool together, ill bring the balls if u bring the rack!!!!!

    were u arrested earlier cus its got to be illegal to look that good!!!!!

    that shirt looks good on u but i think it would look better on my floor!!!!!!

    there must b something wrong with my eyes cus i cant take them off u!!!!!

    ill cook u dinner if u cook me breakfast

    theres something wrong with my phone… it doesnt hav ur # in it!!!!!!

    is ur daddy a baker cus ur a cuttie pie!!!!!

    your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine!!!!!

  814. Vetis Says:
    January 15th, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    There you are! God sent me to bring you back.

  815. Taylor Says:
    January 16th, 2010 at 1:08 am

    Boy: Are you a police woman?
    Girl: No…
    Boy: Then what are the handcuffs for?

  816. E Says:
    January 17th, 2010 at 10:26 pm

    Excuse me. Can you please fart on my nose?

  817. Anonymous Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 12:26 am

    Boy;Can you ask her if she likes me?
    Girl:Who?
    Boy:You

  818. LiiL WEEZY Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 3:01 am

    i lost my virginity.. can i have yours ??

  819. stil west Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 8:14 am

    good pickup lines actually um goin 2 use em u noe…

  820. Louis Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    Boy: i lost my teddy bear… so will you sleep with me tonight?

  821. Louis Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Boy: i forgot my phone number so can i have yours?

  822. gello Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    your so stupid that u got locked in a grocery store a starved of hunger

  823. gello Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    are u board[ya why] because i feel like nailing u!!!….

  824. E Says:
    January 18th, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    If I wasn’t gay I would be all over you.

  825. Nat Says:
    January 19th, 2010 at 6:30 am

    Woah, did you just break wind? Because you just blew me away!

  826. Cat Says:
    January 23rd, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.

    Baby, you turn my floppy disc into a hard drive. (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!)

    Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?

    Do want any raisins? How about a date?

    I am _________ and YOU must be the reason for global warming!

    Excuse me! I don’t mean to embarrass you but you have something down your top (Do I? What?) My eyes!

    Yess some of them are a bit yucky but y’know :)

  827. Anonymous Says:
    January 24th, 2010 at 8:23 pm

    lol hi

  828. Brenda Says:
    January 26th, 2010 at 1:15 pm

    r u a diseaes cuz you make me love sick

  829. Jessica Says:
    January 26th, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    is there a airport near? [no why]
    oh nah nothing, it must be my heart taking off.

  830. Anonymous Says:
    January 26th, 2010 at 6:57 pm

    i dropped a tear in the ocean,the day i find it is the day i stop loving you

  831. papa Says:
    January 27th, 2010 at 11:56 am

    remember my name ull be screaming it later=)

  832. Anonymous Says:
    January 30th, 2010 at 6:35 pm

    Hey babe theres a party in my pants … and urine!!! … -vited
    lololol

  833. Anonymous Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together~

    Girl: Really? If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put ‘F’ and ‘U’ together. But since I can’t I’ll just leave it as it is with ‘N’ and ‘O’ together.

  834. Tutts Says:
    February 2nd, 2010 at 10:34 pm

    Lol i used “Should i smile cause your my friend? or should I cry cause I know that’s all you’ll ever be?”
    on one of my best friends, she replied with
    “cry bitch cry…” fail.

  835. Ihearvoices...theytellmethings...evilthings Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Damn right I’m good in bed!
    I can sleep for days….

  836. Excl Says:
    February 3rd, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    nice legs. what time do they open?

  837. L.A.M.P Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 2:39 am

    Are those real?-wait, let me check

    roses are red violets are blue-screw this, lets go back to my place

  838. foshizzlie Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 9:37 pm

    do u work at wendys cuz u gave me a supper stack

  839. Z Says:
    February 13th, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Do you have a bandaid? [no, why?] Cuz i just scraped my knee falling for you!

  840. Button Says:
    February 14th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special! ;D

  841. DesandLay Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 9:31 am

    If I was a stampeding wildebeest in the Savannah’s, you would be my watering hole.

  842. DesandLay Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 9:32 am

    Are you Xena the Warrior Princess? Cause you just kicked the crap outta my heart.

  843. DesandLay Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 9:33 am

    I need to check you out like a library book that’s overdue.

  844. DesandLay Says:
    February 15th, 2010 at 9:34 am

    i’ll harass your cave of wonders with my magical lamp.

  845. Alison Says:
    February 17th, 2010 at 6:09 pm

    baby,your so sweet,you put hersheys outta business.

  846. Alison Says:
    February 17th, 2010 at 6:10 pm

    are you a parking ticket?(what)because you got fine writtin all over you.

  847. T Says:
    February 18th, 2010 at 7:02 pm

    Let’s pretend I am an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus (your anus)

  848. Ashley Says:
    February 21st, 2010 at 1:54 pm

    your love is so sweet it makes me afraid….i just wanna drink it up like red coolaid.

  849. david Says:
    February 21st, 2010 at 4:20 pm

    do you know cpr cus you just took my breath a way

  850. Stephen Says:
    February 21st, 2010 at 8:28 pm

    hey my feet are having a party do your pants wanna come down and join them?

  851. Natali Says:
    February 21st, 2010 at 9:45 pm

    Are you a garbageman? Because you’ve got some junk in your trunk.

    Are you a plumber? Because your butt is crackin’

  852. awesome-o 3000 Says:
    February 22nd, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Get your bitch-ass back in the kitchen and bake me some pie!

  853. Parker Says:
    February 23rd, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Are you from AT&T,because your raising my bar.

  854. Parker Says:
    February 23rd, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    Are we in Tennessee, because right now your the only Ten-I-See

  855. Anni Says:
    February 25th, 2010 at 8:21 pm

    Are you a lightswitch? Because everytime i lok at you, your turn me on

  856. Samantha Says:
    February 25th, 2010 at 9:29 pm

    i lost my teddy bear will u sleep with Me!!

    your like a prize winning fish . i dnt know weather to eat u or mount u

    Lets Play house , You can be the screandoor and i can bang u all night.

    My love 4 u is like diahrea , i cant hold it in …

    there u go some funny pick up lines um check out my website lol fanfiction.net~samicullen

  857. Anonymous Says:
    February 26th, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    are you water cuz you float my boat

  858. Anonymous Says:
    March 3rd, 2010 at 1:41 am

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have a gun
    Get in the van.

  859. ayn Says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 1:11 am

    are you a typewriter? coz ur my type!

  860. austin-p Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    those pants are really tight, how do you get into those? (girl replies)
    can i start by buying you a drink

  861. leelee Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 12:25 pm

    will you go out with me?

  862. jeff Says:
    March 6th, 2010 at 8:40 pm

    do you work at the UPS? because i swear you were checking out my package!

  863. I.P. Freely Says:
    March 12th, 2010 at 6:36 pm

    I swear you’re a dog cuz I wanna do you on the woof.

  864. 214108024 Says:
    March 14th, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    ur so sweet you put Hershey’s out of buisness.

  865. Bree Says:
    March 20th, 2010 at 9:25 pm

    Your on my list of things to do tonight

  866. unknown Says:
    March 20th, 2010 at 11:42 pm

    ok, so you add the bed, subtract the clothes .. im not to good with math, maybe you should show me what to do from here

  867. matt Says:
    March 22nd, 2010 at 12:42 pm

    all those curves! and me with no brakes! thts a gud one

  868. Anonymous Says:
    March 23rd, 2010 at 3:12 am

    do you know how much a polar bear weighs? no. enough to break the ice my name is…

  869. Meryllene Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 3:06 am

    Do You know why the ocean is soo salty?

    WHy?

    Cause its made of every tear i sheded for you

  870. Felicia Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    LET’S SUBTRACT THE PANTS DIVIDE THE LEGS ADD THE BED AND HOP TO HEAVEN WE DONT MULTIPLY !!!!

  871. carazyyy Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 1:19 pm

    If you’re gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till the afternoon.

  872. Joshua Says:
    March 26th, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    if u gave me a penny 4 all my thoughts i would only have 1 …. becouse i only think of u

  873. Anonymous Says:
    March 29th, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Are your parents retarted?? Cuz you sure are special!

  874. m0nskie Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    why are u smile,, uhmm i thing u like gur gur!!..

  875. lol Says:
    March 30th, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    You know winning the lottery isent half-as good as winning you…

  876. stefan greenathan Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 8:24 am

    boy: yu know who yu look alot lyk
    girl : who ?
    boy : yu look alot lyk my next gurl friend

  877. person Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    do you have a yeast infection cause your making my bread rise.

  878. tommo Says:
    April 1st, 2010 at 9:15 am

    my love for you is like diarrhoea, i just cant hold it in any longer :P

  879. daniel Says:
    April 2nd, 2010 at 9:38 am

    ure dad must have been a baker cuz u have sum nice buns!!!

  880. mr.bhulerro Says:
    April 2nd, 2010 at 10:53 am

    you may be out of my sight, but
    never out of my mind…. ^_^

  881. Anonymous Says:
    April 3rd, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Do u like pizza? you dont like pizza. u wanna do it?

  882. RedDragon Says:
    April 4th, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    If you we’re a chesseburger at MacDonals they will call you Mc Gorgeous.

  883. ReapeR Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 3:20 am

    I lost my Teddy – Will you sleep with me? ;)

  884. Anonymous Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 9:57 am

    ha ha..

  885. Samsam Says:
    April 5th, 2010 at 8:02 pm

    Stop undressing me with your eyes, teeth are fine though!!

  886. JAYKUB Says:
    April 6th, 2010 at 11:39 am

    love is a temptation felt by penentration. GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION IN A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE THE POPULATION. dID YOU GET MY EXPLANATION, OR DO YOU NEED A DEMONSTRATION?

  887. Anonymous Says:
    April 7th, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    I wish you were my mom, U could finish raising me with those babies. ;-)

  888. Anonymous Says:
    April 9th, 2010 at 3:02 am

    are you from tennessee? cause your the only ten-i-see!

  889. richard Says:
    April 9th, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Do you work at Subway because you just gave me a foot long!!!

  890. CoDehhh! Says:
    April 10th, 2010 at 10:21 pm

    *check tag on girls shirt* yupp.. just as i thought… made in heaven.

    nice shoes… wanna do it?

    that shirt is terrible!! take it off! right now!

  891. CoDehhh! Says:
    April 10th, 2010 at 10:48 pm

    your eyes are like that cube off transformers. because when i look into them, it makes me feel alive.

    hey.. i noticed you were wearing pants…. (pause like you have nothing to say) …cool….
    ^^really works^^^

    Nice shoes*walk away*
    ^works every time^

  892. Bree Says:
    April 12th, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    Is your Dad a Baker, cuz your a cutie pie ;)

  893. YOYOYO Says:
    April 13th, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    Hi! My name is, (insert name here)! But you can call me.. anytime!

  894. savik Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 4:27 am

    nature is goin crazy, cuz your hot and cool at the same time.

    lol, YAH!!

  895. Q T Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 7:54 am

    If I followed you home, would you keep me?

    I Lost My Teddy Bear, can i sleep with you tonight?

    if i bit my lip would you kiss it better?

  896. jason Says:
    April 14th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

    heyy did they name hotmail after you or did they get the idea on their own?

  897. Jay Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 12:09 pm

    tell ur boobs to stop staring at my eyes

  898. Jay Says:
    April 15th, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    I thought air bags were supposed to be in cars not ur effing shirt

  899. slow Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 1:00 am

    you dont have to run coz am already your gold medal….

  900. Anonymous Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 6:09 am

    Do you work at whataburger?…
    no..
    cuz you’re just like i like it.

  901. Brooke Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 10:45 am

    mmm baby are you a drum?
    cuz your body is banging! (:

  902. Rachel Says:
    April 16th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    You’re like the dictionary, you bring meaning to my life (:

  903. Anonymous Says:
    April 17th, 2010 at 7:55 am

    sheyyyat gerl… do you come here often?

  904. Adam Says:
    April 18th, 2010 at 9:08 pm

    Are you a carpender, cuz you sure know how to handle wood!

  905. AmberMarieG Says:
    April 19th, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    hahaahaha
    can people put words more stupider then these ones
    hahahaha

  906. jack Says:
    April 23rd, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    damn girl do you work at bakery cuz you got some cakes

  907. sammi claire Says:
    April 24th, 2010 at 3:08 am

    did you just fart??
    cause you just blew me away!! hahah

  908. some guy Says:
    April 24th, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    nice legs….what time do they open

  909. Amber-leigh Says:
    April 25th, 2010 at 2:21 pm

    hey, ive lost my puppy, will you help me find him? i think he ran into a cheap hotel room ;)

  910. Amber-leigh Says:
    April 25th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    You’ve been a very bad boy/girl, now get to my room ;)

  911. FatBastardwhoalwaysgetsthegirls Says:
    April 25th, 2010 at 9:28 pm

    Boy: Hi
    Girl: Sorry, I have a boyfriend
    Boy: and I have a goldfish
    Girl: What??
    Boy: Sorry, I thought we were talking about useless things…

  912. Brien Says:
    April 26th, 2010 at 2:24 pm

    Hey, would you like to go half’s on a bastard?

    Is it alright if i stand here until it’s safe where i farted?

    *man sits at bar and makes eye contact with woman to left. looks at his watch.*
    Woman: Did your date stand you up?

    Man: No, i just got it today. it’s the most advanced watch in the world.

    Woman: Oh? How so?

    Man: It sends alpha and beta waves to my brain and it can tell me things. *smiles*

    Woman: why the smile? what’s it telling you right now?

    Man: It’s telling me that you aren’t wearing any panties.

    Woman: well i’m afraid your watch is broken, sir…

    Man: you know what? you’re right, it’s set an hour fast.

  913. Brandon R. Says:
    April 27th, 2010 at 10:42 am

    u want to make millions??

    Millions of Babies lol

  914. makayla hernandeZ Says:
    April 27th, 2010 at 6:51 pm

    Hay did u ever cach that man…what man…the man that hit u with a uglystick

  915. 4u-all Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 7:37 am

    What are you doing alone?? car broke down: can i ride you home?

  916. Matt Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 12:11 pm

    Would you sleep with me for a million dollars? Yeah? Then you think I could get $10 worth right now?

  917. Anonymous Says:
    April 28th, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    how about you and me go back to my mom’s place?

  918. lois Says:
    May 1st, 2010 at 4:55 am

    If you were a facebook status, i’d like you.

  919. scott Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    IF I HAD A NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME I SAW SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU, I’D HAVE FIVE CENTS!

  920. hey there. Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    Let’s bang.

  921. Rarw Says:
    May 5th, 2010 at 9:05 pm

    U Must Be Harry Potter Cuz U Got Somethin Magical Goin ON

  922. Thalia Says:
    May 7th, 2010 at 11:10 am

    these are hella funny wish a guy told me these pick up lines

  923. Yuum Says:
    May 8th, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Are you from subway? Because I want to pay for your five dollar foot long.

  924. blaine Says:
    May 10th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    hey you wanna go into the darkroom and see what develops?

  925. Anonymous Says:
    May 11th, 2010 at 6:33 am

    hey,is your ass from McDonalds?Cuz I’m lovin it

  926. Stupid Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 9:51 am

    No soup for you!!!

  927. Stupid Says:
    May 12th, 2010 at 9:52 am

    Big Turds Are funny!!!

  928. anonymous Says:
    May 13th, 2010 at 4:10 am

    im like milk, ill do your body good ;)

  929. Shady Says:
    May 13th, 2010 at 5:18 am

    Lie to her and say:
    aye, you gave me your number last time and all i remember is 04

  930. annonomous Says:
    May 16th, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    I just learned CPR can i practice on u?

  931. david Says:
    May 17th, 2010 at 8:48 am

    Hey, do you have a license?? Cuz girl you drivin me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  932. ???? Says:
    May 17th, 2010 at 8:51 am

    IF I HAD A PENNY EVERY TIME I SEEN A GIRL AS HOT AS YOU I WOULD HAVE A CENT!!!!!!!!!!!

  933. josh decatur Says:
    May 18th, 2010 at 12:19 pm

    Did you have lucky charms for breakfeast? Cause you look magicaly delicous.

  934. Ahmad Rudd Says:
    May 19th, 2010 at 11:55 am

    Do you have a band-aid, because I scraped my knee falling for you. I llove Alvin

  935. Says:
    May 19th, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    Is it just me or is it hot in here?

    Maybe it’s you ;D

  936. 69 lover Says:
    May 19th, 2010 at 10:44 pm

    Hey god just told me he’s missin an angel but don’t worry I won’t tell him your here bcuz I want u all to myself

  937. Rachel Maclean Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 12:06 pm

    You-FAT PENGUIN!
    Crush-WHAT!?
    You-Just needed something to break the ice,now that i have,will you go out with me!?

  938. Barrack Obama Says:
    May 21st, 2010 at 2:50 pm

    Damm Girl!!

  939. cutiee Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 12:38 am

    HAHA!! great pick up liness!! so cuteee <3

    is your shirt felt? do you want it to be?

    that shirt is HIDEOUS! i demand that you take it off right now!

  940. markcus Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 am

    hey baby u drop something (what) my jaw

    i heard u were looking for a stud i got the std all i need is u

    how much does a polar bear weigh (idk) enough to break the ice hi im markcus

    your name must be Mercedes cause your driving me crazy

  941. Bethan-Anne Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Feel That Material ( Give Her Your Sleve ) Thats Boyfriend Material

  942. Lucy Says:
    May 23rd, 2010 at 10:31 pm

    Hey I just save a bunch of money on my child support by swiching to condoms. Wanna get in on the savings?

  943. trent Says:
    May 24th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    you must be snickers cuz you satisfiy me

  944. Anonymous Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 8:01 am

    As i girl is leaving say “hey your forgetting something”… girls says “What?” … you say “ME”!!!

  945. pow007 Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 9:55 am

    those clothes look bad on you…take it off now!!!
    haha

  946. Ayyy Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.

  947. Ayyy Says:
    May 25th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Do you know karate? Your body is kicking!

  948. Epicdoosh Says:
    May 29th, 2010 at 12:52 am

    le teisto te quiro de gal..

  949. Anonymous Says:
    May 30th, 2010 at 12:46 pm

    GUY:are you from tenasee

    GIRL:why???

    GUY:because your the only ten i see

  950. Brendon & Jimmy Says:
    May 31st, 2010 at 11:36 am

    Is your last name Gilette, cuz you are the best a man can get

  951. brett Says:
    May 31st, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    if i called you and your friend it would be a three way

  952. ;lkjh Says:
    May 31st, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    if you tickle my youtube ill faceboo your yahoo

  953. The Joestah!!! Says:
    June 1st, 2010 at 1:56 pm

    Honey you are so sweet, that I need a shot of insulin!

  954. michael Says:
    June 2nd, 2010 at 7:30 am

    wanna go halvies on a baby?

  955. jeff Says:
    June 5th, 2010 at 9:58 am

    im a love pirate looking for some booty

  956. EpicPain Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Are you a Pokemon? cuz i wanna Peek At Chu

  957. EpicPain Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 6:04 am

    I lost my pillow that I cuddle with, will you replace it?

  958. EpicPain Says:
    June 6th, 2010 at 6:05 am

    Are you an angel? cuz i see a halo above your head

  959. jignesh Says:
    June 7th, 2010 at 8:11 am

    ohh…

    psot is awesome…

  960. Zoe Says:
    June 8th, 2010 at 1:04 am

    I lost my teddy can i sleep with u tonight?

  961. aj Says:
    June 11th, 2010 at 12:51 am

    is your grandma sitin on your body because its rockin

  962. Sirrock Says:
    June 11th, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Can I borrow your GPS to get to you place…

  963. creative flirt Says:
    June 12th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    ya c the problem w/ guys is that god gave them a stick a brain and only enough blood through flow threw 1 of them… i no wich one i would want

  964. ayoooo Says:
    June 13th, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    Oh crap, there’s something wrong with my phone….. oh wait I see the problem, your number isn’t in it.

  965. devannn! Says:
    June 14th, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    wanna go skinny dippin in my water bed?

    i wish you were my teeth so i could grind you in my sleep?

    i hope your not an envirmentalist, caue ive got some wood her for you.

    if the sun was creatrd youd be the hottest thing

    i wasnt sure if you were a sexy devil or angel but when i looked in to your eyes i was clearly in heaven

    your soo G double O D goood;)

  966. Shazza Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 7:00 am

    Must be done when shoping:
    Checkout Person:Would you like your Receipt?
    Shopper:Only if it has your number on it…

  967. Rebecca Lovely Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Whens our wedding day?

  968. aaron Says:
    June 15th, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    do you need a soda cause you look hot

  969. Jan Rae Says:
    June 20th, 2010 at 6:39 pm

    Let’s pretend you’re red and I’m blue, and let’s make purple. :)

  970. jordan Says:
    June 21st, 2010 at 9:21 am

    Lets Make Like Fabric Softner And Snuggle!(:

  971. Katie Says:
    June 22nd, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    How about we take a hint from Nike, and Just Do It.

  972. Jose Antonio Says:
    June 24th, 2010 at 11:53 pm

    Guy – How about you come back to my place for some sex and pizza. Girl upset – Guy – What? you dont like pizza :)

  973. bewicka-tricka Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 10:37 am

    I lost my teddy bear… in your eyes.

  974. Emilyy :) Says:
    June 27th, 2010 at 7:06 pm

    Guy shakes a girls hand
    ” I think our hands just made a babyy” :)

  975. Brendan Says:
    June 29th, 2010 at 2:29 am

    I’m on top of things in my life right now, do you want to be one of them?

  976. Jimbob Says:
    June 29th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

    I made this one up: Are you a tazer? Cause you stun me. ;)

  977. Bj Says:
    June 29th, 2010 at 6:58 pm

    Do you work at ATAT, cause you’re raising my bar

  978. Big ACE Says:
    June 30th, 2010 at 9:21 pm

    Are you the UPS man because your checking out my package!

  979. jess Says:
    July 1st, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized :D

  980. smitttty Says:
    July 3rd, 2010 at 9:44 am

    if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged !

  981. smitttty Says:
    July 3rd, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because you’re magically delicious !

  982. Ray Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 12:07 pm

    omg these pick up lines r sooo funny! awsum job guyz…i gotta try sum of theez!

  983. Cavan Says:
    July 8th, 2010 at 12:12 pm

    theez pick up lines r so funny! i gotta try sum!

  984. LiL L :) Says:
    July 9th, 2010 at 6:15 am

    aye girl u have a jersey
    [girl]:no why
    [me]: cuzz i need yo name andd numbaa :D

  985. georgia Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    i must be a computer cause you turn me on!

  986. dobby-do Says:
    July 10th, 2010 at 8:37 pm

    Hi, Mr. Right is not available at the moment he is indisposed. I am his assistant he has sent me with strict instructions to make you happy?

  987. This Person Says:
    July 11th, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    (When there are some girls on a street and you’re driving past them in a car)
    Hey, any of you girls wanna hop inside my shaggin’ wagon?

  988. Salman Says:
    July 12th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    OMG….!!!! Outstanding i don’t have words dudes great job done all the lines are so picky that i bet anyone would fell for it….!! luv u all . PEACE

  989. ;-) Says:
    July 15th, 2010 at 1:33 am

    are yo parents buttholes
    coz ur da S#@T

  990. Patrisha Says:
    July 15th, 2010 at 10:32 pm

    Do you work at Little Caesars?
    Cuz your HOT and Im ready!

  991. emo girl Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 1:47 am

    i could’nt repair ur brakes so i made ur horm louder….

  992. emo girl Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 1:49 am

    my hockey mom can beat ur soccer mom

  993. emo girl Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 1:50 am

    ur kid may be a honours kid, but ur still an idiot…

  994. emo girl Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 1:53 am

    i used 2 have an open mind but my brain kept falling out…

  995. liltwistisdabestrapperaliveandthatswhyimfollowinghimontwitterandheisfollowingmebacklol Says:
    July 19th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    these are hecka funny and some are nasty but i dont think they will work(;

  996. dillon Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 11:15 am

    if you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous !.

  997. lilian Says:
    July 22nd, 2010 at 8:26 pm

    m e w i t h o u t y o u i s l i k e a s h o e w i t h o u t l a c e s
    a n e r d w i t h o u t b r a c e s

    asentencewithoutspaces <3

  998. Anonymous Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 9:26 am

    lmao the best ever

  999. Ari Says:
    August 2nd, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    ”You can be Burgerking and i’ll be Mcdonalds so that your having it your way and ill be lovin it.”

  1000. Anonymous Says:
    August 3rd, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    guy:do u wanna have sex and get some pizza??
    girl: umm no
    guy: what, u dont like pizza?

  1001. Dude Says:
    August 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

  1002. grrgee Says:
    August 5th, 2010 at 8:57 am

    Will you buy me a drink if I pay for 1/2?

  1003. 1000th person Says:
    August 7th, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Youv been a bad girl!
    Get to my room and wait to be punished!

  1004. unknown Says:
    August 9th, 2010 at 8:05 am

    do you wash your clothes with windex cuz i can see my self in ur pants

  1005. sarkis Says:
    August 14th, 2010 at 12:12 am

    Do u go ethnic??

  1006. Zoom Says:
    August 15th, 2010 at 7:29 am

    My Doctor told me to take u 2 times in a day,Before sleeping and after waking up..

  1007. the way to go Says:
    August 16th, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    wanna make some love cuz you took all of mine

  1008. Yuri Says:
    August 17th, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    Guy: I think i just grew horns
    Girl: Why Do u think that?
    Guy: Cause ur making me Horn..y

  1009. kk Says:
    August 18th, 2010 at 1:00 am

    Great lines….i hope they work for me.

  1010. Liz Says:
    August 18th, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    Wanna have sex by a campfire? I have wood. ;)

  1011. ladykilla Says:
    August 23rd, 2010 at 4:21 pm

    Do u belive in love at first sight? cuzz u just made me a beliver!

  1012. Peadar Says:
    August 24th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

  1013. josieee Says:
    August 27th, 2010 at 11:20 pm

    you can be the peanut butter to my jelly, lets make a sandwich :)

  1014. Anonymous Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 8:53 am

    you should just tell her that you love her. I’m a girl and thats when i like it best. You shouldnt use a pick up line coz dey could make her scared.

  1015. shaarx Says:
    August 28th, 2010 at 5:48 pm

    if you were a booger, id pick you first;)

  1016. Kumar Says:
    August 30th, 2010 at 2:34 am

    “Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

    Awesome……..

  1017. mike Says:
    August 30th, 2010 at 10:02 pm

    look this is the way to get girls tell them you like them.

  1018. chuckti_radaza Says:
    August 31st, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    you know, you are water b/c water is life and you are my life… .. ..

  1019. Jordan Says:
    September 1st, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    People call me (your name), but you can call me tonight

  1020. dougiedillydo Says:
    September 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 am

    did u have some frosted flakes this morning? cause your great haha

  1021. Momo Says:
    September 3rd, 2010 at 11:17 pm

    Do you want me to come to your house bring some pizza and @#$%

    Girl:WHAT???!!
    you: you don’t like pizza?

  1022. John Alta Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    Nice legs, what time do they open…?

  1023. John Alta Says:
    September 4th, 2010 at 5:10 pm

    Im an Astronaut, Im here to explore uranus..?

  1024. lookin' good Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 9:55 pm

    i must be a treasure hunter, cause im diggin your chest(;

  1025. lookin' good Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    are you 2 to the second power, cause your makin me irrational(:

  1026. lookin' good Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    roses are red, bannans are yellow, wanna make-out with a charming fellow?

  1027. lookin' good Says:
    September 5th, 2010 at 10:01 pm

    boyfriends are like bras, close to your heart, and always there to support you

  1028. briman Says:
    September 6th, 2010 at 7:41 am

    lets conserve water and shower together…

  1029. ray Says:
    September 7th, 2010 at 8:14 pm

    if you were a cop i would be a bad boy so y ucan punish me!

  1030. Hardowt laughn Says:
    September 10th, 2010 at 8:08 am

    I had such a great night laughing,u think i was on drugs! So so so funny!!!!!!!!!

  1031. Hardowt laughn Says:
    September 10th, 2010 at 8:11 am

    Most of these pickup lines would wrk! if i was asked i would laugh in the end the line dropper would win :-)

  1032. colton Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 12:57 am

    hey how much do u way becuze i wanna pick u up…

  1033. SMS Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 4:34 am

    Excuse me, did you just fart?

  1034. Nerck O-E Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    your like koolaid with too much sugar, just way too damn sweet ;]

  1035. FaTaLiTy-WRECK Says:
    September 11th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    guy: do you like to dance
    girl: yes!
    guy: how about you go there and dance while i talk to your friend over there.

  1036. Big L Says:
    September 15th, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    I’m not going to hit on you That wouldn’t be cool and I’m not that kind of guy. See those guys over there (point at friends) they said I wasn’t brave enough to ask a pretty girl like you for your number. So can you do me a favor and give me a fake number to take back over there? It would really help me out. (after getting number) is this your real number?

    Works like a charm…

  1037. Josh Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    What has 143 teeth and is holding back the incredible hulk? my zipper~!

  1038. Anonymous Says:
    September 16th, 2010 at 8:58 pm

    are u the pizza man? cause u can sure deliver

  1039. Kevin Says:
    September 17th, 2010 at 5:17 am

    I would say screw this bar but that would make you a slut; how about just me instead?

    —–

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but you can just jump them.

    —–

    I didn’t think this night could get any better, wanna make it?

    —–

    Can you show me where the best place to have sex right now is at?

    —–

    I would say something right now but I can’t because you’re the only thing on my mind.

  1040. Nobody Says:
    September 23rd, 2010 at 12:31 am

    You look nice

  1041. supaman320 Says:
    September 23rd, 2010 at 10:12 pm

    roses are red, violets are blue, for all the tears you shed, im the one for you.

  1042. sydney Says:
    September 24th, 2010 at 7:36 pm

    did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

  1043. Hopeful:D Says:
    September 25th, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    I hope most of these are for joking around with your friends, because if anyone said any of these to me literally i would slap them. anyway they are super funny!

  1044. anonymous Says:
    September 28th, 2010 at 11:01 pm

    I wish I was a watch so i could have all your time.

    Somebody call heaven because an angel has escaped.

  1045. McClovin Says:
    September 30th, 2010 at 8:30 pm

    Do you wanna Go Skinny dippin?.in my water bed?

  1046. Michelle Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 11:52 am

    This isn’t really a pickup line but oh well its funny…

  1047. Michelle Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 11:53 am

    Kids in the back seat maek accidents. Accidents in the back seat makes kids ;)

  1048. Michelle Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 11:53 am

    You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

  1049. Anonymous Says:
    October 1st, 2010 at 5:51 pm

    Knock Knock
    Whose There?
    Pretty
    Pretty Who?
    Your Looking At The Mirror

  1050. Me Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 8:19 am

    I’m an excellent gambler. Fifty bucks says you won’t go out with me!

  1051. lol : 0 Says:
    October 2nd, 2010 at 9:58 pm

    are u frm wakiki cuz i gtta ask WA KI KI

  1052. A Dude Says:
    October 5th, 2010 at 9:52 pm

    I wanna be your puppy dawg, you can take me home say u own me and we’ll snuggle

  1053. A Dude Says:
    October 5th, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    Your so beautiful, i can just throw away my drugs!

  1054. ali Says:
    October 7th, 2010 at 2:03 am

    your the reason that men fall in love

  1055. lmfaoz xD Says:
    October 8th, 2010 at 11:24 am

    Wanna have sex and go get a pizza?
    -slap-
    WHAT? you dont like pizza!?

  1056. TeilaTequila Says:
    October 8th, 2010 at 11:37 am

    GUY: hey baby, what’s your sign?
    GIRL: ____
    GUY: im a ____, i dont know how this whole zodiac thing works but we could still hook up ;)

  1057. g0odlo0k1nf3lla Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 12:03 am

    heyy baby. if you were a bouger ill pick you first. hahah

  1058. kai Says:
    October 9th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    is there an airport around here? cause my heart just took off…

  1059. Sisiluvyou Says:
    October 13th, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    if you wer hmwrk id do u on the table and do extra credit

  1060. Ray Says:
    October 13th, 2010 at 6:14 pm

    Guy:Do you want to go out with me? Girl:No Guy:What did I just say? Girl: Will you go out with me? Guy: Yes

  1061. Sabrina Says:
    October 13th, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Boy: Hey, Did it hurt?
    Girl: What??
    Boy: When you fell from heaven

  1062. jimmy Says:
    October 14th, 2010 at 6:58 am

    ever wondered what it’s like to kiss a guy like me?

  1063. bob Says:
    October 17th, 2010 at 10:44 am

    was that u walking into your house last night?

  1064. jess pickit Says:
    October 17th, 2010 at 10:46 am

    dam if you look this good with that alt fit on i can only imagine

  1065. 3 awesome wanneroo students :D Says:
    October 18th, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    you’re all lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously(:

  1066. penis rap Says:
    October 19th, 2010 at 6:30 pm

    if u were toothpaste i would squeeze you!

  1067. chris Says:
    October 19th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

    i hate that your nice dress is just gonna be on my floor tomorrow.

    pinch me…i must be sleeping cuz the girl of my dreams is right in front of me.

    let me discover me discovering you. (ode to the ladies’ man, john)

    you’re so hot, you would make the sun jealous.

    you’re way too drunk…let me drive you home.

    you’re so smoking, i’m getting lung cancer (one really stupid one, but that’s it)

    my two favorite things are listening and trying to change myself.

    i believe love is two souls reuniting into one beautiful experience. if you agree, you must be my soulmate.

    wanna rebel against something? use me.

    you know most people don’t know love until it’s right in front of them?

  1068. Kristian Says:
    October 20th, 2010 at 2:00 am

    Do u have a metal detector with u?? Bec I got GUNS.. (then flex ur biceps) .. whaha

  1069. The Pro Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 7:13 am

    I love you <3

  1070. bilal Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 11:16 am

    I lUV U JSt LIKE A SNOW IN SUMMER

  1071. lufer girl Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

  1072. Prii(; Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 8:11 pm

    You’re a Hater! -Good Liners!

  1073. snowman67 Says:
    October 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 pm

    I lost a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you

  1074. calam currie Says:
    October 23rd, 2010 at 4:23 pm

    is yur mum wearing nike,’no y’ because i would JUST DO IT

  1075. chad Says:
    October 26th, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    you might fall from the sky, you might fall from a tree, but the best way to fall…..is in love with me

  1076. BradzLaad Says:
    October 28th, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    Youve Got More Flavours Than Walkers

  1077. Jordannnn(: Says:
    October 29th, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Are you a pirate? Because I want cho’ booty. Argh.

  1078. kayla=] Says:
    November 1st, 2010 at 12:20 pm

    wanna play titanic? i yell iceburg and you go down!!! :D

  1079. anonymous Says:
    November 5th, 2010 at 6:00 pm

    i love video games, and ill let you play with my joystick anytime

  1080. Breann Says:
    November 7th, 2010 at 3:37 pm

    Can i have a picture of you? I wanna show Santa what i want for Christmass :D

  1081. Attraction Says:
    November 10th, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Did you eat a magnet too? Because i can’t seem to get away from you

  1082. awesome Says:
    November 10th, 2010 at 9:07 pm

    hahaha these pickup lines rock

  1083. nonya Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    wow, you do realize only an idiot would fall for one of these right??

  1084. Em Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    omg some peeps need more original lines all u guys do is repeat the same ones over and over! and the chloroform one r really weird and creepy!

  1085. LALALALALA Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    #425 (JKG) which one really works?

  1086. Anonymous Says:
    November 14th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    ur hot. lets get out of here

  1087. Messages Says:
    November 17th, 2010 at 6:06 am

    nice blog.

    i like some lines very much.

  1088. luke Says:
    November 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    thats a nice shirt you have, can i talk you out of it?

  1089. paul Says:
    November 18th, 2010 at 8:59 am

    Did you fall from heaven cause your face is jacked up

  1090. Anonymous Says:
    November 18th, 2010 at 4:26 pm

    Would you like to decorate my room with your clothes?

  1091. Adam Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 9:48 am

    I Will GIVE YOU A DOLLAR IF YOU MAKE ME HOLLAR

  1092. Adam Says:
    November 22nd, 2010 at 9:49 am

    I seem to have lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?

  1093. BeBe Alexander Says:
    November 26th, 2010 at 7:49 am

    Some of these r rlly sweet & cute but some of them make me want to slap whoevr wrote it!

  1094. two chicks Says:
    November 26th, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    are you a pokemon? cause i’d peekatchu!

  1095. Giannnna(; Says:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 12:35 am

    * If Youu Were A booooger I’d Pick You First(x *

  1096. Moe Says:
    December 3rd, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    if ur old enough enough to play in the snow, ur old enough to get plowed

  1097. Deja D-D-Davis Says:
    December 4th, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    did you just fart?
    cos you blow me away!!!

  1098. Anonymous Says:
    December 4th, 2010 at 3:32 pm

    “Can I have a picture of you?”
    “Why”
    Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.”

  1099. Knock Says:
    December 4th, 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for x-mas?????

  1100. anonymous Says:
    December 4th, 2010 at 11:37 pm

    Did you just fart causeyou blow me away!

  1101. binson Says:
    December 5th, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    get in the truck

  1102. [Moderator]NotWaiting Says:
    December 6th, 2010 at 6:17 am

    These are awesome! we already have over 200000 people on Facebook and Twitter who has Joined our group!

  1103. ariel Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 10:12 am

    yeah alot of these are creepy but i laughed at alot of them:D

  1104. TheWasianNinja Says:
    December 9th, 2010 at 5:40 pm

    Have I seen you before, or was that just in my dreams?

    You blinded me with your beauty, I will need your number and name, for insurence stuff

    I just realized this, you look exactly like my next girlfriend

    Are you lost, because heaven is over there

    Babe, you like a student, and I’m like a math book, you solve all my problems

    Do you have a map? No, why? I just got lost in your eyes

  1105. jesyjean711 Says:
    December 11th, 2010 at 11:48 pm

    You know what they say about guys with big hands right?
    They have big gloves

    Has anyone heard this one before? I like to think i made it up…

  1106. GeT MoNeY HoE Says:
    December 13th, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    GiRL YuH THiCKA DeN CoLD GRiTS

  1107. ashizzie Says:
    December 20th, 2010 at 8:36 am

    “if you were a status, i would LIKE you=)

  1108. jairo hernandez Says:
    December 20th, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    You are a beautiful girl!!!, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why don’t’ you just tell me the ones that worked?, so we can get past all that:D hehe

  1109. Anonymous Says:
    December 21st, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    did it hurt…. (girl says) what? when you fell from heaven

  1110. zachechan Says:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    hey nice shoes wanna have sex?

  1111. SASE Says:
    December 23rd, 2010 at 9:48 pm

    What sandwhich is you’re favorite? Mines Peanut butter and jelly.

  1112. Christaaay Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 4:01 am

    You knoww,,,,We’re born naked.(:

  1113. Anonymous Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    excuse me, i just happened to notice you noticing me and i just wanted to give you a notice that i noticed you too.(:

  1114. paco Says:
    December 24th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    dang girl

  1115. yoyoyo Says:
    December 26th, 2010 at 5:54 pm

    Thessee are soo stupid !

  1116. Jeeb Says:
    December 27th, 2010 at 12:04 am

    This isn’t a pickup line.. But if you ever said these to me, you’ll pree’ much be gettin’ some tonight. LOL just kidding.

  1117. BigEd Says:
    December 27th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    Redneck Pick-up line: “If I were a dog and you were a bone, I’d bury you in my back yard.”

  1118. Wanda Says:
    December 27th, 2010 at 8:34 pm

    (put hand on girls shoulder) Are those shoulder blades? I thought they were angel wings

  1119. Evelyn Says:
    December 28th, 2010 at 12:07 am

    Let’s cut the bullshit and get naked.
    I’m ugly you’re ugly . . . it’s perfect.
    Can I touch you just to say I touched an angel.

  1120. darknite Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 2:08 am

    Hey hun, I just shat my pants. Any chance I can get into yours?

  1121. Anonymous Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 2:13 am

    wow these arer great they would totaly work on me :D

  1122. sam Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 2:15 am

    i llost the keys to my place to can i stay at yours !

  1123. Andrew Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 6:45 am

    Did you fall from heaven, cos’ i’ve got an erection.

  1124. dont have one Says:
    December 29th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    can i take a picture of u to show santa what i really want for christmas

  1125. K;bandy Says:
    December 30th, 2010 at 4:30 am

    Hi, i’m peter pantsless. wanna take a ride in wonderland?;)

  1126. Jay Says:
    January 2nd, 2011 at 1:28 am

    Girl you’re like a parking ticket, you got FINE written all over you :)

  1127. cody Says:
    January 2nd, 2011 at 9:19 pm

    r yu jamaican? cause ur jamaican me crazy :)

  1128. Anonymous Says:
    January 3rd, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    hey, so i have 2 v.i.p backstage passes ..oh, for what?…my bedroom :)

  1129. nix Says:
    January 5th, 2011 at 8:47 pm

    is your name google cause your everything i’m searching for

  1130. jen Says:
    January 8th, 2011 at 11:01 pm

    Wanna play carpenters? You can hammer my nail….

  1131. leandre Says:
    January 9th, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    can l take a picture of you? l want to show santa exacally what l want for christmas.

  1132. leandre Says:
    January 9th, 2011 at 10:14 pm

    lm having a party, and looking for a stripper, you interested?

  1133. Matthew 4 Says:
    January 16th, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    If I had a dime for every tie I saw someone as hot as you I would have 5 cents!

  1134. Matthew 4 Says:
    January 16th, 2011 at 3:29 pm

    Most of these pick up lies are crap!!!!!!! But not mine!

    Ha,Ha,Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1135. SaySay123 Says:
    January 19th, 2011 at 10:29 pm

    hahahaahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! MINE IS THE BEST….lol

  1136. Caity Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 6:25 pm

    Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless :)

  1137. Jake Says:
    January 20th, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    *when girl is walking away* Hey! Slow down sugar, i’m diabetic!

  1138. Desiree Says:
    January 24th, 2011 at 2:40 pm

    im a sucker for sweet talk, & i love these, (:

  1139. clark Says:
    January 26th, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    Your eyes are like flowers, because they blossomed.

  1140. Kkkkkkk Says:
    January 27th, 2011 at 11:58 am

    are you a cat? cuz u fuzzy

  1141. Danny Says:
    January 27th, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    do you like pokamon because i want a peek-at-u

  1142. Nathan Says:
    January 27th, 2011 at 3:57 pm

    Guy:Am I dead? Girl:no Guy: But I see an angel.

  1143. MohkeyHo Says:
    January 27th, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.

  1144. Mr. stealyourgirl Says:
    January 29th, 2011 at 9:58 pm

    Are u from tennessee,cause ur the only ten i see

  1145. Anonymous Says:
    January 30th, 2011 at 9:21 pm

    are you a knight because id let you storm my castle anytime!

  1146. unknown Says:
    January 31st, 2011 at 5:46 pm

    *leans in close* your blushing

  1147. Steven Li Says:
    January 31st, 2011 at 7:23 pm

    I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day…

    best one by far?

  1148. Anonymous Says:
    January 31st, 2011 at 10:09 pm

    omg i love the one that i wish i was a tear and live on ur face and die on ur lips

  1149. jomamma Says:
    February 2nd, 2011 at 1:30 am

    baby, unlike tacobell ill put sourcream on your taco for free

  1150. Mmmmm;3 Says:
    February 2nd, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Boy: Are you a parking ticket ’cause you got fine written all over you.
    Girl: Are you a donkey because you have ass written all over YOU.

  1151. ladies man Says:
    February 3rd, 2011 at 5:15 pm

    Do you no how mutch a polar bear ways? enough to break the ice hi my names jim

  1152. ladies man Says:
    February 3rd, 2011 at 5:17 pm

    if i could rearange the alphabet i would put U and I together

  1153. an idiot Says:
    February 4th, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet

  1154. C. Taylor Says:
    February 5th, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    boy, are u a light switch ? because ur turning me on !! ;)

  1155. papa Says:
    February 6th, 2011 at 2:24 am

    Guy: Something is wrong with my phone.
    Girl: What?
    Guy: It doesn’t have your number in it.

  1156. yeayea Says:
    February 7th, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    ill make dinner if you make breakfast

  1157. chad johnson Says:
    February 8th, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    you me tonight the only thing we’ll have on is the radio

  1158. chad johnson Says:
    February 8th, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    is there mirrors in your pants because i see myself in them

  1159. ya Says:
    February 8th, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    Guy: Wanna hear a poem? Girl: Sure (:
    Guy: ROSES ARE RED
    VIOLETS ARE BLUE
    SUGAR IS SWEET
    AND SO ARE YOU!

  1160. Pablo Says:
    February 11th, 2011 at 10:24 pm

    Girl, u must’ve farted cuz u blow me away

  1161. Jackfrost11 Says:
    February 12th, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    I lost my teddy bear… can i sleep with you tonight?

  1162. MarvinMelana Says:
    February 13th, 2011 at 9:37 am

    (go up to a girl and grabs her hand)..Stop touching my hand

  1163. Taylor Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 10:39 am

    So are you a snickers? Cause you satisfy me.

  1164. Taylor Smiles Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 10:40 am

    So are you a snickers, cause you’ve satified me.

  1165. schon Says:
    February 14th, 2011 at 4:51 pm

    I must be on 34th street, because I’m looking at a miracle

  1166. ya mum Says:
    February 15th, 2011 at 8:34 pm

    wanna screw?

  1167. Kayla Says:
    February 17th, 2011 at 11:26 pm

    i hope satan isnt too mad that ur goin to hell.(y?) because ur hotter

  1168. anonymous Says:
    February 18th, 2011 at 12:53 am

    i can spell boobies on my calculator, but i would rather see yours

  1169. anonymous Says:
    February 18th, 2011 at 12:56 am

    happy birthday! i forgot a present though so i guess you can unwrapp me

  1170. anonymous Says:
    February 18th, 2011 at 12:58 am

    funniest one so far
    “i put the std in stud; now all i need is you”
    i would smack someone if they were serious but i would laugh first

  1171. Dylan Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 12:30 pm

    (Walk up to girl.) “Hey, I lost my TeddyBear, will YOU sleep with me?

  1172. Dylan Says:
    February 19th, 2011 at 12:35 pm

    (Walk up to girl.)
    Guy: “Hey, are you smoking?”
    Girl: “No!”
    Guy: “Oh yes you are!”

  1173. Anonymous Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 1:44 pm

    I can spell BOOBIES on my calculator but I’d much rather see yours.

  1174. Serenity;D Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 7:50 pm

    Did you fall from Heaven?
    ‘Cause your face is messed up. xD

  1175. Serenity;D Says:
    February 20th, 2011 at 7:53 pm

    Is that a Mirror in your back-pocket?
    ‘Cause i can see myself in your pants. (;

  1176. JSMITTY Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 1:12 am

    It is common knowledge that buttered toast lands butter side up and a cat lands on its feet, so if you stuck buttered toast to a cats back (buttered side up) would it land?
    jsut an ice breaker^ now the pick up line.
    If you held a rose and looked in a mirror you would see the most beautiful thing in the world and a rose

  1177. JSMITTY Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 10:09 am

    somebody call 911 cause it has got to be illegal to look that good!

  1178. Lina Says:
    February 21st, 2011 at 7:34 pm

    you’re as beautiful as Cinderella. I could be your fairy godmother. (response: what?) I can change anything with my magic stick

  1179. melody Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 1:24 pm

    did you just come out of the oven cuz your buns are niceeeee

  1180. Giovanni Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 9:10 pm

    are u a buritto cuz you hot

  1181. Giovanni Says:
    February 22nd, 2011 at 9:11 pm

    are you Usher bc you OMG

  1182. jessa Says:
    February 24th, 2011 at 12:33 am

    Are you a denture?because i can’t smile without you

  1183. logan Says:
    February 25th, 2011 at 1:32 pm

    did you fall from heaven because your the only ten i see

  1184. Cassie Says:
    February 25th, 2011 at 11:02 pm

    If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder or this one(;

    Lets see if you get it.

  1185. Kaylee Says:
    February 26th, 2011 at 3:05 am

    You can catch flys with honey, but u can catch more honeys when ur fly!

  1186. Billy Bob Joe Says:
    February 26th, 2011 at 5:00 pm

    I’m like a light switch whenever you walk in the room you turn me on.

  1187. Gretchen Says:
    February 26th, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    Are you from Spongebob? Because I would like to visit your Bikini Bottom.

  1188. yummy stuff Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 12:36 am

    hey, wanna mount’n dew?

  1189. im a mc Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 5:11 am

    so apart from being sexy what do you do for a living

  1190. Doug Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 11:14 am

    Hi I’m Doug. That’s god spelled backwords, with a little u in it

  1191. Doug Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 11:19 am

    If you could put a price tag on beauty, you would need to be driven by an amored truck.

  1192. Doug Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 11:25 am

    I would use a pickup line on you, but I’m too intimidated by your beauty.

  1193. Heather Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 4:42 pm

    You’re Hot. I’m hot. You wanna make fire?

  1194. Heather Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    I’m not going to hit on you That wouldn’t be cool and I’m not that kind of guy. See those guys over there (point at friends) they said I wasn’t brave enough to ask a pretty girl like you for your number. So can you do me a favor and give me a fake number to take back over there? It would really help me out. (after getting number) is this your real number?

    I’m a girl and i didn’t make this up but this is my favorite. . .:)

  1195. brittanyy Says:
    March 1st, 2011 at 3:37 am

    hey babe, last night i had a amazzinn dream//me and yu were together…wanna make my dreams come true?!

  1196. Edreal Says:
    March 1st, 2011 at 9:40 am

    why aren’t you in my pants?

  1197. joshua Says:
    March 1st, 2011 at 7:59 pm

    if u were a fart! id smell you all day;)

  1198. FattMinck Says:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    can i tickle the inside of your belly button?

  1199. harry Says:
    March 3rd, 2011 at 2:54 pm

    Q; Why do scoober divers get out of boats backwards.

    A; Because if they go forword they would land in the boat

  1200. cassandra Says:
    March 6th, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    I LOST MY TEDDY BEAR, WILL YOU SLEEP WITH ME?

  1201. cassandra Says:
    March 6th, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    I LOST MY NUMBER CAN I GET YOURS?

  1202. Augie Says:
    March 7th, 2011 at 6:41 am

    Hi I must