Top 10 Puns of All Time
The best puns of all time are:
1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
2. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said ‘No change yet’.
3. The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
4. What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway).
5. She used to have a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but she broke it off.
6. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
7. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
9. A scientist doing a large experiment with liquid chemicals was trying to solve a problem when he fell in and became part of the solution.
10. Did you hear about the guy who emailed ten puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh? Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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April 9th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
#7 should be the first one
August 27th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
these made me lol so hard i pee’d in my pants
November 7th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
horrible
December 13th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Hmmm… they are okay. Number 7 is proberky the best I think. LOL.
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:47 am
Well, they are not that funny.
December 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
These are absolute crap!
I’ve heard WAY better!
January 26th, 2009 at 4:58 pm
those were horrible dude…. wow number 7 should be number 1.. it was the only one that made sense really!
March 4th, 2009 at 7:54 am
what do you call a cow after it has a calf?
decalfinated
March 4th, 2009 at 7:58 am
what do you call a cow without any legs?
ground beef
March 4th, 2009 at 8:01 am
where do calves go for lunch?
they go to the calfiteria
March 4th, 2009 at 8:03 am
what do all the cows wear in Hawaii?
they all wear moomoos
April 11th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? He’s all right now
I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me (alot like # 7)
May 11th, 2009 at 11:31 am
oh come on i can do waaaayyy better than that. watch and learn. i wanted to be a doctor…..but i didnt have the patients! LMAO! best pun of all time hands down!
May 20th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
no way number 10 was the funniest
July 18th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Hey SexiiBeast…they all make sense. Except number 7 shouldn’t be there at all. A pun is a play on words, not whatever the hell that is.
August 4th, 2009 at 11:47 am
5 was the best hands down
September 15th, 2009 at 6:01 am
the first one’s pretty poor. or should i say, paw
September 15th, 2009 at 6:03 am
the first one’s pretty poor. or should i say, paw! (iam australian so they should sound th same)
October 21st, 2009 at 10:29 am
There are many prose in poetry.
February 27th, 2010 at 7:42 am
oh i get number 7 now LOL
June 13th, 2010 at 1:16 am
number 7 is a pun. The ball both literally hit them, and the reason that the ball was getting bigger metaphorically hit them(as in dawned on them- like they realised why. e.g. “I was wondering why no. 7 would be considered a pun… then it hit me!”)
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:33 am
LOL. It feels like a playground here with all these PLAY ON words :þ
September 3rd, 2010 at 12:34 am
LoL. It feels like a playground here with all these PLAY ON words :þ
October 19th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
only 45 and 8 dnt make sence u need common sence to understand a pun and if u dnt then dnt look at puns u dome asses
November 28th, 2010 at 9:34 am
no, they all make sense… if you weren’t five, you’d understand
March 12th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
#7 for life
March 14th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
damn it i dont tell every one