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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator: Things to do on an Elevator Jokes
So there I was, stuck on the elevator again. Why oh why didn’t I take the stars? I mean, sure, it was a 30 story building and I needed the top story (hope I’m not in trouble with the boss) but I’m certain I could have made it in time. 30 flights of stairs would have justified that triple patty heart attack that I ate while at lunch too. Hindsight is always 20/20… Anyways, where was I? Oh yes, stuck on the elevator, packed in with a group of the biggest squares I could ever encounter… the guy to my left even has an argyle tie! I wonder how I should entertain myself and annoy the others while waiting for the elevator to plod up the stories….
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” – and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
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January 10th, 2009 at 12:26 am
lol funny
March 12th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE BOMB. XD
April 4th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
hehe group hug xx
April 24th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
this was the most funniest thing on the whole website i peed my pants
June 25th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
not that funny
June 25th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
FUNNY (not)
September 11th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am totally going to do this and if I do I will post a video of it on here! For your entertainment of course.