Comments on: 50 best things for non-christians to do in church joke: list of the 50 best things for non-christians to do in church http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church-joke-list-of-the-50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church.html Funny English mistakes, jokes, signs, pics, quotes, sayings and more Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:11:17 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: You Don't Know Me http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church-joke-list-of-the-50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church.html/comment-page-1#comment-98778 You Don't Know Me Sat, 16 Jan 2010 06:27:43 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=7844#comment-98778 I am the original author of this. I put it online in 1993. It was inspired by a visit back home, almost exactly as you describe at the beginning. As the service trudged on, I started thinking of one after another, trying hard not to giggle. Then that night I started arranging them all into a list. It was tasteless and immature, as was intended, and of course I would never advocate anyone actually doing any of these dreadful acts. Anyway, I was thinking about it again, and did a search just now to see if people are still spreading it. In the time since then, I have written volumes of which I am far prouder. Odd to think that after all these years, *this* may be my most widely-read work! I am the original author of this. I put it online in 1993. It was inspired by a visit back home, almost exactly as you describe at the beginning. As the service trudged on, I started thinking of one after another, trying hard not to giggle. Then that night I started arranging them all into a list.

It was tasteless and immature, as was intended, and of course I would never advocate anyone actually doing any of these dreadful acts.

Anyway, I was thinking about it again, and did a search just now to see if people are still spreading it. In the time since then, I have written volumes of which I am far prouder. Odd to think that after all these years, *this* may be my most widely-read work!

]]> By: me http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church-joke-list-of-the-50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church.html/comment-page-1#comment-98480 me Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:43:06 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=7844#comment-98480 sneeze. and watch everyone go around saying "bless you, bless you, bless you" then watch them wonder in their minds 'why in the HELL does any body say that when they sneeze?' sneeze. and watch everyone go around saying “bless you, bless you, bless you” then watch them wonder in their minds ‘why in the HELL does any body say that when they sneeze?’

]]> By: christian http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church-joke-list-of-the-50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church.html/comment-page-1#comment-81561 christian Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:35:25 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=7844#comment-81561 Condescending and grotesque...did a bunch of atheist get together and prove that there ISNT always intelligent life on earth???? Condescending and grotesque…did a bunch of atheist get together and prove that there ISNT always intelligent life on earth????

]]> By: Chris http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church-joke-list-of-the-50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church.html/comment-page-1#comment-54862 Chris Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:47:42 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=7844#comment-54862 sHOOOT!! I'M A christian & this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD sHOOOT!! I’M A christian & this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

]]> By: Brian http://www.innocentenglish.com/best-funny-jokes/50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church-joke-list-of-the-50-best-things-for-non-christians-to-do-in-church.html/comment-page-1#comment-47588 Brian Fri, 23 Jan 2009 02:09:12 +0000 http://www.innocentenglish.com/?p=7844#comment-47588 Acid rave at Church! WOOHOO Acid rave at Church! WOOHOO

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