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~This short term offer is only good for the U.S.  For Canadian addresses, add $6. (Customs might attach a small customs fee to your order). Orders aren’t available to other countries at this time.
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This small, fun humor book has 400 funny mistakes, divided into over 30 categories, such as: 

A Student’s Christmas Card: May you be full of it this peaceful holiday season!  Food: Do you like this food? I made it from scratching!  Grammar: Should I have a coma in the middle of this sentence? Health: It is dangerous to smoke while you are becoming pregnant.  Music: When he was through singing he had a standing ovulation.  Parents: My bed has three blankets and a large guilt my parents gave me.  The Police Station: The police were attacked by a large group of angry mops.  Politics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder.  Recipes: Next, chop all the vegetarians into little pieces. Romance - The Beginning: I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her.  Romance – The End: We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet.  Politics: The President got off the plane and gave a big kiss to the first ladder. Sports: It was so exciting to watch! The cheerleaders threw up high into the air!  Traveling: You can’t sleep with me because it is too crowded. But you can probably sleep with my sister. That’s what most of my friends do when they visit.  Weddings: The groom was wearing a very nice croissant.  Weather: Rain makes old cars lust. So be careful about that. Once a car starts lusting, there’s no way to stop it!  

Another excerpt:  

Top 10 Most Romantic Lines From New English Language Students: 10. I fell in love with her the first time I sawed her. 9. He had such a worm heart. 8. We were two sheeps passing in the night. 7. We have hated each other for so long. I want to borrow the hatchet. 6. My dentist makes me blush twice a day. 5. I don’t know if he will propose, but I am expecting. 4. I have something exciting to tell you. My girlfriend and I got enraged last night! 3. The groom was wearing a very nice croissant. 2. He lifted the veal off her face and gave her a big kiss.  1. I think she is really glad she got marinated.

 

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